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Posted on 3/28/22 at 11:23 am to MireCat49
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plot that on a calendar
You both casually misunderstand...that she does plot this on a calendar. The female mind is a rubix cube.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 11:25 am to JiminyCricket
Similarly except “do you want to close the door?” (Bedroom).
Posted on 3/28/22 at 11:28 am to JiminyCricket
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Before I got married, I had an older mentor of mine tell me “son, when you get married she’s gonna turn you down a lot, just expect it.
She’ll rarely turn it down if I initiate but it’s often not as…fun more “doing me a favor.” It helps to start with a nice back massage.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 11:34 am to JiminyCricket
If mine has initiated sex, it means she wants me to do something I wouldn't do otherwise. 
Posted on 3/28/22 at 11:35 am to Aubie Spr96
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it means she wants me to do something I wouldn't do otherwise.
butt stuff?
Posted on 3/28/22 at 12:27 pm to JiminyCricket
Posted on 3/28/22 at 12:29 pm to cubsfan5150
solid bump
Posted on 3/28/22 at 12:33 pm to el Gaucho
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Christian server
The chilrens
Posted on 3/28/22 at 1:44 pm to JiminyCricket
“Wife” - “initiate sex”!
Not sure I’ve ever seen those words in the same sentence.
Not sure I’ve ever seen those words in the same sentence.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 1:45 pm to Thracken13
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Initiate … hahahaha
so GD true
I feel bad for y’all. I get woken up by her tugging on it at least a couple times a week.
Sometimes I wake up
Posted on 3/28/22 at 1:54 pm to JiminyCricket
She starts off by massaging my prostate.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 1:57 pm to fr33manator
It’s got a kickstand and a 2 cycle motor.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:01 pm to JiminyCricket
Yeah I find that when I deny women their requests for sex, they get REALLY pissed off.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:08 pm to JiminyCricket
quote:My wife will often use the less formal "wanna have sex?".
she does this thing where she just comes out and asks “would you like to have sex?”
Not complaining, but I honestly would prefer if it was less straight to the point or at least slightly masked in innuendo.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:10 pm to 777Tiger
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butt stuff?
No.
She usually hits me with whatever the request is shortly after.
Her: "What had we planned on doing today/tomorrow?"
Me: "Dunno. Why?"
Her: "Well..... I was thinking we could go to 'insert store I'd never willingly go to' and get 'insert and obscene amount of money on something I'd never buy'."
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:11 pm to Hogwarts
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Grabs my baby Hogwarts
They have a cream to get rid of those bro
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:14 pm to TomBuchanan
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Grabs my baby Hogwarts
quote:
They have a cream to get rid of those bro
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:16 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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My wife will often use the less formal "wanna have sex?".
Not complaining, but I honestly would prefer if it was less straight to the point or at least slightly masked in innuendo.
idk there is something hot about an informal, matter of fact request for sex though. I'm into it.
Posted on 3/28/22 at 2:18 pm to JiminyCricket
I get hot a lot and walk around the house naked.
I also go to sleep naked, so it just seems to happen.
I also go to sleep naked, so it just seems to happen.
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