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re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 6:36 pm to JiminyCricket
Posted on 10/9/21 at 6:36 pm to JiminyCricket
My wife initiates with something like “I can tell you’re gonna want it tonight so let’s just get it over with.”
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Posted on 10/9/21 at 7:06 pm to JiminyCricket
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How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 7:10 pm to djangochained
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she puts her arse in my face while she starts talking to my dick
What does she tell your dick?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 7:24 pm to JiminyCricket
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your wife initiate sex with you
My wife wants to let you know that you married a whore. Married women never initiate sex.
Kidding of course. Mine just gets in bed naked.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 7:30 pm to JiminyCricket
She'll usually leave this laying on my pillow in the bed when she's ready to play.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 7:47 pm to JiminyCricket
The time she wanted to adopt a cat it was, "We can do it two times tonight."
Posted on 10/9/21 at 8:05 pm to JiminyCricket
If she initiates it's usually every other saturday night when I allow myself too much whiskey.
Idk if it's the smell of whiskey and cigars but she is 100% going to bite me on my neck. That pretty much means make her come a few times, turn her over, and screw her til she can't breathe.
I'm more of a pick her up and carry her to the bedroom type, or if I'm trying to make us late for something I don't want to go to, kiss her neck and GHBTP.
Idk if it's the smell of whiskey and cigars but she is 100% going to bite me on my neck. That pretty much means make her come a few times, turn her over, and screw her til she can't breathe.
I'm more of a pick her up and carry her to the bedroom type, or if I'm trying to make us late for something I don't want to go to, kiss her neck and GHBTP.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 8:07 pm to JiminyCricket
Mine will go a whole year without wanting sex, then want me to frick her for an entire three days straight.
Any advice for moderating this (without making it zero?)
Any advice for moderating this (without making it zero?)
Posted on 10/9/21 at 9:47 pm to GoldenGuy
Is the OP complaining or bragging?
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:00 pm to JiminyCricket
After about 3 martinis. She usually only has one.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:39 pm to JiminyCricket
I asked Ed, he said his girl won’t initiate anything if he can’t beat Kentucky. Or Auburn, or UCLA.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:41 pm to GoldenGuy
quote:she doesn’t go a year without wanting sex, she just goes a year without wanting it from you…. You should lift and bjj
Mine will go a whole year without wanting sex,
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:46 pm to Stagg8
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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
quote:
asking if I want jelly on my toast
I could have been more illustrative:
Asking if I want mayo in my roast beef sandwich.
Or cream in her coffee.
This post was edited on 10/10/21 at 4:34 am
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:49 pm to JiminyCricket
We have signals. If she wants to have sex she pulls on my weiner one time. If she doesn't want to, she pulls on it fifty times.
Posted on 10/9/21 at 10:52 pm to MyRockstarComplex
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I had an ex start putting on a puppet show with her vag and saying “feed me” with a Cookie Monster voice. We broke up soon thereafter.
Why? I’d give her a meat puppet.
This post was edited on 10/9/21 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:50 am to LSU
Damn. She grease that thing before shoving it up your arse?
Posted on 10/10/21 at 7:05 am to JiminyCricket
Telepathically, because she thinks I’m a damn mind reader
Posted on 10/10/21 at 7:16 am to LSUSports247
"wanna do it?"
Or
"Let's do it"
Or
"Let's do it"
Posted on 10/10/21 at 7:22 am to LSUSports247
Man, reading this thread makes me realize how godawful lazy and indirect most women really are. Hilarious that people think women could run the world when they can’t even handle something where they have 99% chance of success
Posted on 10/10/21 at 7:54 am to The Third Leg
It will typically go down like this
Both laying in bed doing our own thing, reading book, iPad, whatever and wife will say: what are you doing?
Well, me and younger days would get be like: wtf does it look like I’m doing? I’m reading. 22 yrs of marriage I’ve finally figured out it’s go time
The worst is when they give you the tiniest most minuscule hint only noticeable to the smartest 1%, and the next morning while we’re bolting out the door for work, she’ll say, I wanted to have sex last night. And I’m just sitting there with the most disturbed dumb founded look on my face spending the whole day wtf the clue was
Both laying in bed doing our own thing, reading book, iPad, whatever and wife will say: what are you doing?
Well, me and younger days would get be like: wtf does it look like I’m doing? I’m reading. 22 yrs of marriage I’ve finally figured out it’s go time
The worst is when they give you the tiniest most minuscule hint only noticeable to the smartest 1%, and the next morning while we’re bolting out the door for work, she’ll say, I wanted to have sex last night. And I’m just sitting there with the most disturbed dumb founded look on my face spending the whole day wtf the clue was
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