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re: How does your wife initiate sex with you?
Posted on 10/10/21 at 7:59 am to lsuroadie
Posted on 10/10/21 at 7:59 am to lsuroadie
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The worst is when they give you the tiniest most minuscule hint only noticeable to the smartest 1%, and the next morning while we’re bolting out the door for work, she’ll say, I wanted to have sex last night. And I’m just sitting there with the most disturbed dumb founded look on my face spending the whole day wtf the clue was
Women that play these games don’t deserve respect. You should respond with “I really wanted a ribeye and a blowjob, you must not have cared much about me”
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Posted on 10/10/21 at 8:02 am to The Third Leg
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Man, reading this thread makes me realize how godawful lazy and indirect most women really are. Hilarious that people think women could run the world when they can’t even handle something where they have 99% chance of success
Posted on 10/10/21 at 8:23 am to JiminyCricket
When we go to sleep, she lays on her back instead of her side. I still get turned down but at a much lower rate than when she is on her side.
It took me years to pick up on that. I've never told her I figured that out, I don't want her to switch it up on me, that would be miserable.
It took me years to pick up on that. I've never told her I figured that out, I don't want her to switch it up on me, that would be miserable.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:24 am to SB9513
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When we go to sleep, she lays on her back instead of her side. I still get turned down but at a much lower rate than when she is on her side.
Agreed with this. I said earlier that if she’s in bed naked then it’s blatantly going to happen but if her phone is down and she’s on her back there’s a good chance as well. Not 100%.
If she’s on her side, a pillow between her legs, or the phone or a book out, abandon hope.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:25 am to JiminyCricket
She says "come on lets get this over with" and lays there like a dead fish.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 9:56 am to LSU6262
quote:quote:
asks “would you like to have sex?”
Wait, seriously? This would be awesome.
Exactly my reaction
But I've been married almost 30 years now.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 10:28 am to JiminyCricket
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How does your wife initiate sex with you?
She has this black mask that has a zipper on the mouthhole.
When the mask comes out, fixing to get weird.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 10:51 am to JiminyCricket
She asks me which friend of hers I want to join us.
plot twist: she only has guy friends
plot twist: she only has guy friends
Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:21 am to JiminyCricket
Why are we subjecting them to the Falcons?
Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:23 am to The Third Leg
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Man, reading this thread makes me realize how godawful lazy and indirect most women really are.
I usually go wrap my leg around my SO while laying in bed, or if we are not in the bed already, I just ask "you wanna go in the room?". Works like a charm.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:29 am to JiminyCricket
Usually she initiates it in the morning and basically she just pulls her shirt up or takes it off and gets up against me to "cuddle".
Sometimes we're alone in the afternoon for a couple hours and she'll say something like "now's a good time if you want sex"
Sometimes we're alone in the afternoon for a couple hours and she'll say something like "now's a good time if you want sex"
Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:41 am to JiminyCricket
Mine does in a variety of ways, though the "want to have sex" is the predominant way. She likes the thrill of possibly being caught in the act, so she initiates a lot of quickies in those situations. We were at her parents' house a few weeks ago changing into our bathing suits to go out on the boat when she pounced on me.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 11:44 am to JiminyCricket
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How does your wife initiate sex
Leaves the house and says she'll
be back in a couple hours
Posted on 10/10/21 at 12:02 pm to JiminyCricket
quote:This is one of the greatest threads of all time
Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful that Mrs Cricket at least does initiate regularly, but she does this thing where she just comes out and asks “would you like to have sex?”
Almost like she’s asking if I want jelly on my toast or if I want to go for a walk. No touching or seductive looks. We’ll literally be watching tv and it just drops out of the sky like a paratrooper.
“Husband, would you like to stick your penis inside of my hole?”
“Yes”
:sex:
Posted on 10/10/21 at 12:04 pm to JiminyCricket
Typically just straight up says she wants to pound.
Sends the dirty photos.
Wears something slutty.
Sends the dirty photos.
Wears something slutty.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 12:04 pm to JiminyCricket
Usually it's when the kids are down for a nap, she'll awkwardly hover around making small talk and then all of a sudden ask do I want to go in the room and have sex.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 12:06 pm to billjamin
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We have a frick first policy. Do it before we go out drinking, or go to dinner, etc. ales for a more enjoyable evening and no drunk or bloated sex.
This
Posted on 10/10/21 at 2:27 pm to ThanosIsADemocrat
Weve had plenty of struggles around sex over the years like most couples do but every now and then she will surprise me. One year, maybe 2014 or 15 Bama beat LSU at the last minute and within 30 seconds of bamas glorious victory I get a text from her saying "You should come to bed." I was thinking man, what are the chances of having all this good luck at the same time?
Usually though she either let's me know not to stay up late or she lays in bed naked waiting for me.
Usually though she either let's me know not to stay up late or she lays in bed naked waiting for me.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 2:28 pm to JiminyCricket
What's the problem here?
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:00 pm to The Third Leg
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Man, reading this thread makes me realize how godawful lazy and indirect most women really are. Hilarious that people think women could run the world when they can’t even handle something where they have 99% chance of success
With this kind of attitude, I would say that you limit your own chances for success
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