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How does someone get out of jury duty?
Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:55 am
Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:55 am
the wife has been summoned for jury duty next week and is trying to get out of it. Any suggestions?
I'm coaching track at the moment and she is responsible for before and after school drop off/ pick up of both kids as well as her full time job (she makes double my salary). Any chance she gets out of it?
I'm coaching track at the moment and she is responsible for before and after school drop off/ pick up of both kids as well as her full time job (she makes double my salary). Any chance she gets out of it?
This post was edited on 2/23/18 at 8:56 am
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Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:56 am to ElDawgHawg
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(she makes double my salary)
Be prepared for a lot of "beta" comments.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:56 am to ElDawgHawg
Tell them you’re drunk. Or actually be drunk.
This post was edited on 2/23/18 at 10:18 am
Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:56 am to ElDawgHawg
Your wife should take more pride in doing her civic duty.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:57 am to ElDawgHawg
Just tell them you're Tigerlee.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:57 am to ElDawgHawg
Or maybe she could just go do her Civic duty so the Justice system isnt continuously run by idiots.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:58 am to ElDawgHawg
In Arkansas? Tell her to ask if GeauxJudge will be presiding over the case?
Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:58 am to AbitaFan08
quote:
Be prepared for a lot of "beta" comments.
What a bunch of cucks. If anything you could be selfish and realize a wife with double your salary rather than like half of it is more money for you. At best they could actually be happy for their SO. Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:59 am to ElDawgHawg
Tell them in the jury pool.. If he's arrested, he's guilty....
Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:59 am to ElDawgHawg
I just say that will vote for the death penalty no matter what
Posted on 2/23/18 at 8:59 am to ElDawgHawg
In college when I had jury duty in BR the judge made it known that if he felt anyone was intentionally trying to get out of it they would be held in contempt.
It's only a week, just make other arrangements and suck it up
It's only a week, just make other arrangements and suck it up
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:00 am to ElDawgHawg
Everyone loves to Back The Blue until they are called to serve in the process 
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:00 am to ElDawgHawg
"I can't believe how criminals are getting away with shite!"
"How can I shirk my Civic duties?"
"How can I shirk my Civic duties?"
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:00 am to ElDawgHawg
For that, no.
It's really a small inconvenience in the grand scheme of getting to live under the American system of governance. For it to work people have to participate.
Suck it up and do your civic duty. Seriously.
It's really a small inconvenience in the grand scheme of getting to live under the American system of governance. For it to work people have to participate.
Suck it up and do your civic duty. Seriously.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:01 am to ElDawgHawg
She can kick the can down the road and reschedule to another date, but where I live, they will put out a warrant for you if you don’t show up.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:01 am to fr33manator
I love how you have to read through all the bull to get to a few legit answers......
and I'm driving a New Tundra and pulling a year old Bass Cat to the lake every weekend so she can keep making twice my salary as far as I'm concerned
and I'm driving a New Tundra and pulling a year old Bass Cat to the lake every weekend so she can keep making twice my salary as far as I'm concerned
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:01 am to ElDawgHawg
Call the clerk of court and give them your best sob story. Judges these days dgaf mostly and expect you to be there.
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:02 am to ElDawgHawg
Use the N word repeatedly
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:02 am to Wolfmanjack
I should also add that she's self employed and doesn't get paid when she doesn't work...
Posted on 2/23/18 at 9:05 am to redneck
quote:
the judge made it known that if he felt anyone was intentionally trying to get out of it they would be held in contempt.
I just did a week of jury duty and the judge made a similar statement to that effect early on. Nobody called his bluff.
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