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How does one obtain a "key to a city" or a day named in their honor?

Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:49 pm
Posted by King of New Orleans
In front of The Hungry Tiger
Member since Jul 2011
11123 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:49 pm
Always have wondered this. No, I'm not making a KONO day.

Do you just give the city a certain amount of money and they give you a certificate?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:50 pm to
the key doesn't open anything...just saying
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
58284 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:51 pm to
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How does one obtain a "key to a city" or a day named in their honor?


In Baton Rouge, simply piss on some underage teens and C. Denise Marcell will give you one.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69717 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:51 pm to
In Baton Rouge’s case, be a rapper that pissed on underage girls.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50846 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:52 pm to
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How does one obtain a "key to a city"

quote:

King of New Orleans

you tell us...
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60158 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:52 pm to
In Baton Rouge to get a key to the city you have to pee on people
Posted by wrlakers
Member since Sep 2007
5928 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

Do you just give the city a certain amount of money and they give you a certificate?


No.

Normally, you just have to ask and get someone in the know to pay attention to your request. Is this for your grandmother's 100th birthday? Then call the mayor's office and they will tell you to put your request in writing. Cannot be anything too involved to do. Also, you probably need to have a good reason--100 years in New Orleans, for example.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78688 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:53 pm to
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you tell us...


Don’t even bother. He’s an utterly talented poser fake wanna be, and a fraud.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

How does one obtain a "key to a city" or a day named in their honor?

A big fat campaign check
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50846 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Don’t even bother. He’s an utterly talented poser fake wanna be, and a fraud.

how did he get to be king then?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173774 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:55 pm to
He wants to be the king of New Orleans? Pffft. He’s a fraudulent bozo who isn’t fit to be a jester.
Posted by oauron
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2011
14611 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:55 pm to
I've seen one given for winning awards like Businessperson of the Year,etc. That and being active in the community in a positive way will do it.
Posted by King of New Orleans
In front of The Hungry Tiger
Member since Jul 2011
11123 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:56 pm to
Paul gets so bothered by my threads yet continues to post. I win.

Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24878 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:57 pm to
Didn’t you say you hated New Orleans or something?
Posted by King of New Orleans
In front of The Hungry Tiger
Member since Jul 2011
11123 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:58 pm to
Oh I despise it. How mind fricked are you?
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:58 pm to
in BR, pee on a young girl and sing a little
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173774 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:58 pm to
You need to calm down.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78688 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 12:59 pm to


Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124999 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 1:00 pm to
I wouldn't allow this scoundrel within a mile of my compound.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24359 posts
Posted on 4/19/18 at 1:00 pm to
Get your head blown off by James Earl Ray.
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