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re: How Does One Find Himself In This Type Predicament?? NSFW

Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:51 pm to
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10092 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

her back was turned


Do NOT turn your back on a big cat within 10 feet of a cage. If you go to a big cat sanctuary and hang back from your tour group, you can observe them watching what happens when the group walks away from that enclosure. It's like catnip, they can't help it.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
4452 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 10:16 pm to
Some people just don't get it.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
95699 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 10:17 pm to
And they will probably euthanize the lion as if he did something wrong
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
6101 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 10:32 pm to
You can't fix stupid
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
8931 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:04 pm to
Darwin Award winner!!
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5758 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:07 pm to
Did he get the “likes” he was seeking? I didn’t see that part in the article so I’m still unclear on whether or not his idea to do this was successful.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5271 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

And they will probably euthanize the lion as if he did something wrong


He screamed, "shoot it dammit".
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68999 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:25 pm to
When they get him to the hospital and the doctors take care of whatever is left of his leg, I hope they have the sense to go ahead and perform a vasectomy on him so he cannot pollute the gene pool with his stupidity.
Posted by Peterson Was In
Member since Sep 2021
353 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:37 pm to
Did the child ever forgive the lion, or do they have a bone to pick with them?
Posted by Jyrdis
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Member since Aug 2015
13103 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 11:50 pm to
Jackass put himself in that position and ask for others to shoot the lion. Darwin should win here.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
25104 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 5:37 am to
And that’s how Oweo ended up in a wheel chair
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16494 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 5:39 am to
I’m not Lion, that’s gonna leave a Skar.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
82457 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 6:13 am to
Some people deserve what they get. This guy is that
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4594 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 6:19 am to
quote:

How did he get stuck up there?


He was skydiving and the wind blew him into the lion's cage. Really bad luck.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18791 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 6:47 am to
quote:

Do NOT turn your back on a big cat within 10 feet of a cage.
I learned why u don't turn your back on a tiger
Posted by Peterson Was In
Member since Sep 2021
353 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 7:15 am to
Man said "I'd give an arm and a leg for a lion selfie"
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153767 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 7:33 am to
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But even that doesn’t line up since he was suspended like 9 feet in the air. The rest of the story lines up fine but scaling a wall to be on the same level as everyone else, when in the video they are clearly much lower.

I’m order to have been grabbed that night by the lion I assume he had to be fricking around doing something stupid he shouldn’t have been doing. It’s the only explanation really. But if that’s him and he lost his arm, I assume he also lost the leg too…?
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
4578 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 8:15 am to
quote:

But even that doesn’t line up since he was suspended like 9 feet in the air. The rest of the story lines up fine but scaling a wall to be on the same level as everyone else, when in the video they are clearly much lower.


They mean on the opposite side of the enclosure. The ground must angle up and the opposite side is the same level as where his feet were.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18589 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 8:58 am to
Ain’t gonna be able to use that leg after that
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
18624 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:02 am to
quote:

How Does One Find Himself In This Type Predicament??


Never underestimate stupidity!
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