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re: How do you tell your gf or SO that you’d like her to shed a few pounds?

Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7430 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 2:59 pm to
Pay a kid 5 dollars to call her fat not to her face but loud enough that she can hear it. " that chick would be hot if she lost about 15 lbs"

Plant the seed then Water it by going on walks or working out, eating better.


Also if you want to see if she even care get engaged , most women want to look their best for the wedding if she didn't try to lose any weight for the engagement photos them you know your answer to cut bait or except it.
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5042 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 3:39 pm to
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It really is health that I do get worried about though. It’s not the looks. I freak myself tf out about my health. Heart disease and diabetes runs rampant in my family so it’s better to get way ahead of this while we’re still young and able.


Google search “metabolic syndrome” on your shared computer and leave it up.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54695 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 4:18 pm to
:notwitha10footpole:
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29431 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 4:22 pm to
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does her mom have an arse? If not you fricked up and bought a lemon. She ain't just gunna sprout an arse Baw


Her mom is 54 and I'd knock the bottom out of it.

Don't tell her mom. Hell tell her mom, just dont tell the wife.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21570 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 4:28 pm to
The only time I mentioned to my wife something like, “let’s eat salads”, she said that it was not funny and I got the cold shoulder for nearly a week.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
21934 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 4:37 pm to
Another thing you can try is tell her you’re going on a diet and let her fend for herself at dinner time

Get your jasmine rice, chicken or ground turkey and veggies on the plate, then let her sit down with a pizza.

Subtle shaming
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25539 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 4:57 pm to
"Lose some weight, you fat tub of lard" will work.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2668 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 5:26 pm to
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Buy a treadmill


Then congratulate each other on the new clothes rack.
This post was edited on 8/17/23 at 5:27 pm
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15171 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 5:37 pm to
From a phone three states over
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 5:44 pm to
Slip diet pills in her drink.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22863 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 5:47 pm to
You could always volunteer to cook dinner. Grilled meat and salad is a good option for weight loss.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 5:50 pm to
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Her mom is 54 and I'd knock the bottom out of it.

Don't tell her mom. Hell tell her mom, just dont tell the wife.


We have rules, a-hole.
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8838 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:10 pm to
I had one that gained weight while we were dating, and at the time, I was going to the gym regularly, and was in pretty good shape. I was like, "Hey babe... How about... um... joining me at the gym?"

"Nah, I don't like working out."

When it came time to eat, she'd ask me, "What do you want to eat today?"

I'd make some sort of healthy suggestion, and she'd be like, "Nah, I don't feel like eating that." Then she would suggest something fried and greasy.

She was a nice girl. Really pretty face. She just... blew up, and she didn't want to help herself, and it became progressively more difficult to keep trying to make it work. I refused to tell her outright that she had gotten fat. We eventually broke up, so I guess any suggestion is as good as one I can give.
This post was edited on 8/17/23 at 6:23 pm
Posted by tigerinexile
The greatest parish
Member since Sep 2004
1517 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:13 pm to
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Buy a treadmill


They make great clothes racks
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19024 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 6:17 pm to
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How do you tell your gf or SO that you’d like her to shed a few pounds?

Buy her some new sexy accessories to wear while having dinner at her favorite restaurant. Keeps the conversation light too.

Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11445 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 7:03 pm to
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You’ve come to the right place btw


Best first response ever for these type questions on the OT.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
896 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 7:15 pm to
Start wearing one of these around the house.

Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25905 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 7:22 pm to
Did anyone mention a peloton for Christmas?
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1347 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 7:22 pm to
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That's because they're just so grateful...


Maybe so, but some of the best in bed have some stuffing.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3693 posts
Posted on 8/17/23 at 7:23 pm to
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Christmas Peleton


I bought my wife a Covid peleton

It was a $3k clothes rack until I sold it for $750 to a family member
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