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re: How do you office baws deal with annoying coworkers?

Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:09 am to
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Close your door.


Or in this case, make a rope out of paperclips and string it across the cubicle dividers. Maybe add a sign for emphasis if time permits.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Cube doors is a million dollar idea!


they exist
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33953 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:09 am to
Play some Huey Lewis for them.
Posted by 13
Member since Apr 2006
1454 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:10 am to
Wait for the right moment and send one of your coworkers (make or female) a very descriptive email of the things you’d like to do to them.
Then, het your popcorn..
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29995 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:10 am to
quote:

When they come into my office to "chitchat" I answer their questions using as few words as possible then I maintain eye contact without saying anything else. It gets awkward real quick which usually sends them off running.


I just stare at my phone and post on here while drinking tea.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12196 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:14 am to
He has a weakness. Find it.

Our AH's was that he took his wife to lunch on Fridays. He got in the habit of coming back later and later. Third month he was coming back after 3pm.

We set up a pool betting on his return. Not a big one 25cents a bet.

Third week of the pool, the company owner 'happened' to see the pool and asked and was told what it was. He bought three slots.

Monday morning he came over to see if he'd won the pool. Turned out that Friday was the day old Cris didn't come back from lunch until Monday morning. Last day he worked at our company.

Find the weakness. Exploit it.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10383 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:14 am to
Dog poop in his trash can.
Posted by Charm299
Member since Aug 2017
787 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:15 am to
Tell him to shut the f@ck up
Posted by southern686
Narnia
Member since Nov 2015
1077 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:16 am to
meet at sonic
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:20 am to
Step by Step Guide

Old OT thread that tells you exactly how.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6692 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:21 am to
Punch them
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:21 am to
Working in an office
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:23 am to
High protein diet. Fart around him and walk away.



Chemical warfare for the win.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:25 am to
55 pages?
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14610 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Step by Step Guide

Old OT thread that tells you exactly how.


Came here to post this. Classic
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16587 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:34 am to
quote:

they exist

This dream never had a shot.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41868 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:35 am to
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TigersHuskers


Being on call and working nights, weekends, and holidays
Posted by BlindTiger7
Houston
Member since Sep 2016
3071 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:37 am to
quote:

I have this guy in my cubicle section that irks the ever living frick out of me. Need some good ideas on how to subtly mess with him within the parameters of an office setting.


FIFY

Get promoted and get your own office
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46666 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Step by Step Guide

Old OT thread that tells you exactly how.




Damnit there goes my day.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30399 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:39 am to
Work from home

I dealt with that shite for years
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