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re: How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?
Posted on 5/15/23 at 5:21 pm to father2sons
Posted on 5/15/23 at 5:21 pm to father2sons
Been some legit post from those that have gotten arse, ate arse, and know what it’s all about. The pegging part........ I have no help for you.
The legendary PIIHB wives are out there, and in reality not that rare of a creature.
For pegging advice I’d ask the Aggie board for help.
The legendary PIIHB wives are out there, and in reality not that rare of a creature.
For pegging advice I’d ask the Aggie board for help.
This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 5:34 pm
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Posted on 5/15/23 at 5:43 pm to father2sons
Having a finger jambed up your arse to your prostate while you nut is pretty fricking intense for sure.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 5:46 pm to father2sons
quote:
I really wanna try butt stuff. She probably wouldn’t be for it
Your wife was pretty excited when we did it.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 6:09 pm to alajones
quote:
Dammit. Now look at the adds I’m getting. Just from clicking this thread. I’m so tired of everything I do being tracked. I don’t even want to know what that purple thing does
You will probably see it on your Facebook Feed too.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 6:10 pm to father2sons
If you’re over 19 and married more than a few months, if it hasn’t happened by now, it’s not going to.
Most of us are creatures of habit and more inhibited than y’all.
Most of us are creatures of habit and more inhibited than y’all.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 7:45 pm to TigerFanatic99
That’s rape. I don’t care what y’all say. You can argue with me ONLY if you’ve been on the receiving end of this. That shite is grounds for divorce regardless if it was a mistake or intentional. I’m joking… sort of.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:52 pm to TigerTits22
Where are the womenfolk for this debate?
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:53 pm to father2sons
Tell her anal helps limit the mite orgy happening on her face nightly...
https://nypost.com/2023/05/15/invisible-creatures-are-having-sex-on-your-face-while-you-sleep/?utm_campaign=applenews&utm_medium=inline&utm_source=applenews
Maybe a facial helping would be more believable.
quote:
There are small mites called Demodex that live on most people’s faces — and they mate in the nighttime.
During the day, they hang out inside our pores, and at night, look for other mites on our face to mate with.
“When they are done, they head back to your pores to lay their eggs,” explained the show’s host, Hank Green.
Green said that the adult Demodex will lay around 20 to 24 eggs in your hair follicles, and within about three to four days, the young ones will hatch.
“Their lifespan will end a few weeks later, at which point the dead mites will decompose in your follicles or sebaceous glands, turning the tiny pockets of your skin into little mite graveyards,”
https://nypost.com/2023/05/15/invisible-creatures-are-having-sex-on-your-face-while-you-sleep/?utm_campaign=applenews&utm_medium=inline&utm_source=applenews
Maybe a facial helping would be more believable.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 9:39 pm to The Goat
There is no debate. If you slip & miss your target the sex is over with for at least 3 nights. I don’t have balls so I can’t say for sure but the only thing I can think to compare it to is being kicked in the nuts.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 9:47 pm to TigerTits22
quote:
There is no debate. If you slip & miss your target the sex is over with for at least 3 nights. I don’t have balls so I can’t say for sure but the only thing I can think to compare it to is being kicked in the nuts.
Prude!!! Thank god my wife isn’t like you!!!
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:04 pm to father2sons
You’ll be one step closer to homosexuality when your tired of that too.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:05 pm to biohzrd
Take a trip back to the 2000s and take lessons from Tucker Max and report back
For the young kids that never read his anal story, now is a good time.
The guy was a douche, but that story had me rolling.
Random forum link with the full story
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For the young kids that never read his anal story, now is a good time.
quote:
so I had to employ my persuasive powers:
Jaime "But...I've never done it."
Tucker "I've never done it either; it can be our thing."
Jaime "But...I don't know if I'll like it."
Tucker "You won't have to worry about getting pregnant."
Jaime "But...I like normal sex."
Tucker "Everyone's doing anal. It's the new black."
Jaime "But...I don't know...it seems weird."
Tucker "It's the preferred method in Europe. Especially with the runway models. Don't you want to do runways in Europe?"
After a few weeks of this, she finally consented. Though she agreed to let me put my penis in her small hole, she extracted a promise in return: "OK, we can try anal sex, but I want it to be special and romantic. You have to take me out to a nice place, like The Forge or Tantra, NOT one of your parent's restaurants, and it has to be a weekend night, NOT a Monday. And you have to keep taking me out on weekends. I'm tired of being your Monday night girl."
The guy was a douche, but that story had me rolling.
Random forum link with the full story
LINK /
This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:11 pm to father2sons
Alter alert
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:30 pm to biohzrd
Hahaha! Definitely not a prude. There’s a way to do it but thrusting your wiener into a booty hole without lube is definitely not the way to do it. But maybe your wiener just isn’t big enough to cause damage.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:34 pm to father2sons
You don’t “bring up Butt sex” to your wife. When you have her by the hair fricking her from behind pull hard on her hair and jam your cock up her arse.
$$
Profit
$$
Profit
Posted on 5/16/23 at 1:22 am to The Goat
quote:
didn't get much anal during marriage. Butt, I've got a GF now with a delicious arse that I eat all the time. And I can tap that sweet starfish anytime I want. It makes her cum when I'm hitting that arse and my balls are slapping up against her clit. Fun stuff
For some reason when I read this post I imagined JB Smoove / Leon Black saying the words
Posted on 5/16/23 at 3:09 am to father2sons
quote:
I really wanna try butt stuff.
Stop being gay. Your wife will appreciate that.
Posted on 5/16/23 at 3:38 am to Potchafa
quote:Nah. After years of buildup, including some pretty convincing messaging from 2 Live Crew and Vivid porn flicks, when I finally had the opportunity to take the road less traveled, it was one of the biggest let-downs of my life.
Step 1: Don't let her eat all day.
Step 2: Start drinking early.
Step 3: Get drunk as frick!
Step 4: Get nakkid.
Step 5: Two in the pink one in the starfish.
Step 6: Either you'll get the green light or a big fat
shutdown.
Step 7: Can be very awesome or very messy! It can change
things. Nest level sex bruh!
I guess if you just have a natural fetish for it, or, like the girl you're screwing to have the same expression on her face as when she's shitting a sideways turd, it's pretty cool.
The vagina is perfectly designed. And I usually only need steps 2-4 for that.
Posted on 5/16/23 at 5:29 am to father2sons
You need to be water boarded
Posted on 5/16/23 at 8:14 am to Geekboy
When you click on an anal thread on the OT, you expect to see
- some truth
- penthouse forum style stories that are bullshite
- that one guy with the legit story
- gay jokes
- “your wife likes it when I do it”
- llotot bringing a naughty female perspective
And I have not been disappointed.
- some truth
- penthouse forum style stories that are bullshite
- that one guy with the legit story
- gay jokes
- “your wife likes it when I do it”
- llotot bringing a naughty female perspective
And I have not been disappointed.
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