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re: How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?

Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:12 pm to
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into doing shite


I see what you did there
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9254 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:15 pm to
Ohhhhhhhhhh.... I had to read it twice. I see. Hmmmmmm.
"pound my little a-hole"....smh

Just tell her to pound your little a-hole. She get to pick what she pounds it with.! Lol

Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2816 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:18 pm to
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because it's popular


Popular with A LOT of females. GF coming to town this weekend *no pics*. I will be eating her arse, as would 75% of the straight males in this world
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65916 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:24 pm to
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Go to the sex toy store together and both of you point out toys that look fun to try. Point to a strap on and say "you'll have to get me drunk before I let you use that thing on me" in a joking manner. If she is against the idea she'll protest vehemently. Otherwise you can probably talk her into it.
We are all witnesses, this is the voice of experience speaking to us here folks.

I'm not listening to it, ftr.


Posted by Krokodil
Member since Dec 2013
819 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:32 pm to
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I will be eating her arse, as would 100% of the coprophiliacs in this world


FIFY
This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 12:36 pm
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2816 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:37 pm to
I'm 51 years old. Been eating arse since I was 24 to no detriment to my health. Now, I eat pussy too, but I know several men 10 years my senior that have gotten throat cancer. And the reason they got it was from eating pussy. Fact check that shite, Baws!!

Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8895 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:39 pm to
You can give her a copy of my book
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
11415 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:43 pm to
Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64809 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:45 pm to
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Been married for a while and have a great sex life, but I really wanna try butt stuff. She probably wouldn’t be for it, but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.


I did not expect to come to the OT today and see a thread where a guy is looking for advice on how to ask his wife to peg him.

Yet here we are.
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2816 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:46 pm to
OK, let's bring religion into the debate...

If god was ANY KIND OF PLANNER, he wouldn't allow a church to foster and protect pedophiles for centuries
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64809 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:46 pm to
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I will be eating her arse


This is the way to do butt stuff. It’s done to her, not the other way around.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33164 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:47 pm to
Do not eat hot sausage before hand
Posted by Sterling Archer
Austin
Member since Aug 2012
7339 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:51 pm to
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Now I am getting adds on here for butt plugs and anal lube. Thanks OP.


Weird I’m getting university of Kansas cancer center ads
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2816 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 12:56 pm to
I'm getting Safeguard soap ads

hmmmmmm....
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8895 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:02 pm to
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god was ANY KIND OF PLANNER, he wouldn't allow a church to foster and protect pedophiles for centuries


I agree!
Posted by Scientific73
Metro Atlanta
Member since Jan 2014
728 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:04 pm to
Bruh WTF!!! I read it wrong the first time, but that shite is gay as frick.You should be on the commercials with the dudes who keep having sex yet hide their HIV status.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45854 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:40 pm to
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I'm 51 years old. Been eating arse since I was 24 to no detriment to my health. Now, I eat pussy too, but I know several men 10 years my senior that have gotten throat cancer. And the reason they got it was from eating pussy. Fact check that shite, Baws!!
Damn, I'm a fricking time bomb. Article says the more pussy you eat, the odds get greater and greater of developing throat cancer. I look back and it's like, I outta' be dead already!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:43 pm to
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Damn, I'm a fricking time bomb.


just greatly increases my chances last night
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14035 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:44 pm to
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I look back and it's like, I outta' be dead already!
You might be, baw. Throat shite will evidently neekuponya.
Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
11415 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 1:49 pm to
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OK, let's bring religion into the debate... If god was ANY KIND OF PLANNER, he wouldn't allow a church to foster and protect pedophiles for centuries


It's a hilarious quote from the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. No religious comment meant.
This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 3:38 pm
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