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re: How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?
Posted on 5/15/23 at 9:51 am to father2sons
Posted on 5/15/23 at 9:51 am to father2sons
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but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.
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Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:11 am to father2sons
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Been married for a while and have a great sex life
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:14 am to GreenRockTiger
supa freak
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:16 am to father2sons
Go to the sex toy store together and both of you point out toys that look fun to try. Point to a strap on and say "you'll have to get me drunk before I let you use that thing on me" in a joking manner. If she is against the idea she'll protest vehemently. Otherwise you can probably talk her into it.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:16 am to father2sons
What is this generation’s obsession with buttholes? It’s bizarre…
This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 10:17 am
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:17 am to father2sons
I've been asking daily for 3 years now. She won't do it. She said it's weird.
This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 10:17 am
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:23 am to Loup
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I've been asking daily for 3 years now. She won't do it.
she does with me
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:27 am to Armymann50
quote:Yes, but you do arse to mouth, so maybe in those 3 years he shouldn't have dismissed ATM outright.
she does with me
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:35 am to alajones
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Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:37 am to father2sons
Woah, did not see that plot twist in the OP coming
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:41 am to Bigfishchoupique
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I had a girl bring it up to me. After a day at Surfside beach we went to Whataburger bought a bag of food and went to her home in Lake Jackson.
After eating we started to fool around. Soon after she said “BFC PIIMB “.
I told her that we were gonna need some grease. She told to go get a stick of the “unsalted “ butter out of the refrigerator. She stressed unsalted.
I saw some Whataburger mayonnaise on the table and just grabbed three packets quickly. I slathered her up with two and apply one to little BFC, took aim and the deed was done.
Afterward I asked her why she wanted unsalted butter. She told me that her doctor said her sodium levels were high. She figured that if I pounded salted butter into her arse that it would throw her levels way off.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:42 am to Krokodil
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What is this generation’s obsession with buttholes? It’s bizarre…
came here to post this - I don't see the attraction for either party and have seen plenty of straight porn where the woman has a wonderful arse (cheeks) but why would you PIIHB when there's a perfectly great kitty right next door?
ETA: and if you're a guy who wants to play catcher, well you're gay. Period
This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 10:51 am
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:49 am to Don Quixote
didn't get much anal during marriage. Butt, I've got a GF now with a delicious arse that I eat all the time. And I can tap that sweet starfish anytime I want. It makes her cum when I'm hitting that arse and my balls are slapping up against her clit. Fun stuff
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:51 am to Krokodil
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What is this generation’s obsession with buttholes? It’s bizarre…
Its a pretty gay generation, if we're being honest.
A quarter of them believe they are not straight.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 10:56 am to RogerTheShrubber
it's a chick's arse. Not a dude's. How anal sex with a woman gets lopped in with homosexuality makes no sense. Hell, I ain't scared to let her slide a finger in there when she's going down on me. It feels good. And don't get me started on the Ole Rusty Trombone. Any guy that's ever gotten one from a hot bitch knows what I'm talking about
Posted on 5/15/23 at 11:02 am to The Goat
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Ole Rusty Trombone. Any guy that's ever gotten one from a hot bitch knows what I'm talking about
used to have a crazy gal who would do it on the reg with gusto. Not sure if the wife would. Still dream about those good old times. Not worth trading in everything else, but that ol gal knew how to squeeze every last drop out of a man. 
Posted on 5/15/23 at 11:14 am to The Goat
quote:I do not associate with women who would degrade themselves in such a manner.
Rusty Trombone. Any guy that's ever gotten one from a hot bitch knows what I'm talking about
Posted on 5/15/23 at 11:17 am to White Bear
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I do not associate with women who would degrade themselves in such a manner.
That's kind of the idea with butt sex.
Its a degradation thing, you do that with your side chick, not wife.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 11:21 am to White Bear
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I do not associate with women who would degrade themselves in such a manner
So, I assume you get a list up-front from the women with whom you associate? And they confide in you every sexual act they've ever done? What color is the sky in that World in which you reside?
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