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re: How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:41 pm to father2sons
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:41 pm to father2sons
“Tight a-hole?” You know that shite is loose as frick
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:43 pm to father2sons
You're supposed to try all that stuff out with someone you don't plan on marrying before you get married. That way you know if you've got the gay or not.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 7:55 am to GatorPA84
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Tight a-hole?” You know that shite is loose as frick
From personal experience banging OP in butt?
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:04 am to father2sons
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Been married for a while and have a great sex life, but I really wanna try butt stuff. She probably wouldn’t be for it, but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.
Just suggest to her she has her bull bring a friend along to take care of you while she’s being serviced.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:06 am to father2sons
Stick your finger in there and see what she does.
If she likes it continue
If she freaks out tell her it was an accident
If she likes it continue
If she freaks out tell her it was an accident
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:12 am to father2sons
Get her started on anal training. They sell kits online of various different sizes of butt plugs that gradually get bigger. Once she gets comfortable with that its game on. It worked in my relationship.
Also, they sell shower heads that can really clean the inside of her colon before the deed, so you don't have to worry about dodo dick. Maybe even go arse to mouth.
Also, they sell shower heads that can really clean the inside of her colon before the deed, so you don't have to worry about dodo dick. Maybe even go arse to mouth.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:12 am to Blutarsky
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So, you want her to peg you because you could just jump on Grindr and find a willing dude for you to frick up the arse.
But if his wife does it he's not gay.

Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:13 am to father2sons
Just have the strap on out and be arse up…you’ll do great honey
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:14 am to HuskyPanda
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Get her started on anal training. They sell kits online of various different sizes of butt plugs that gradually get bigger.
just don't forget to take it out before an MRI
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:16 am to father2sons
Why do none of you morons read anymore??
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She probably wouldn’t be for it, but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:19 am to mattchewbocca
You people need some Jesus.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:21 am to father2sons
Dammit. Now look at the adds I’m getting. Just from clicking this thread. I’m so tired of everything I do being tracked. I don’t even want to know what that purple thing does.


This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 8:22 am
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:21 am to father2sons
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but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.
Damn son, I don’t believe I’d have told that..
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:22 am to TDTOM
The Quality content on the OT is unmatched.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:27 am to father2sons
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She probably wouldn’t be for it, but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.
Just stick your finger up your arse like a real man.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:38 am to father2sons
How are you married with kids and the topic of butt stuff has never come up before now?
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:39 am to father2sons
You do butt stuff to a rental/casual.
You get butt stuff done to you if you’re aberrant.
Marriage is (hopefully) a marathon, think long game here folks.
You get butt stuff done to you if you’re aberrant.
Marriage is (hopefully) a marathon, think long game here folks.
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:48 am to father2sons
Gif fail.


This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 8:55 am
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