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re: How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?

Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
5427 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:41 pm to
“Tight a-hole?” You know that shite is loose as frick
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21690 posts
Posted on 5/14/23 at 2:43 pm to
You're supposed to try all that stuff out with someone you don't plan on marrying before you get married. That way you know if you've got the gay or not.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19069 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 7:55 am to
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Tight a-hole?” You know that shite is loose as frick


From personal experience banging OP in butt?
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2130 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Been married for a while and have a great sex life, but I really wanna try butt stuff. She probably wouldn’t be for it, but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.


Just suggest to her she has her bull bring a friend along to take care of you while she’s being serviced.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23512 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:06 am to
Stick your finger in there and see what she does.

If she likes it continue

If she freaks out tell her it was an accident
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2057 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:12 am to
Get her started on anal training. They sell kits online of various different sizes of butt plugs that gradually get bigger. Once she gets comfortable with that its game on. It worked in my relationship.

Also, they sell shower heads that can really clean the inside of her colon before the deed, so you don't have to worry about dodo dick. Maybe even go arse to mouth.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21810 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:12 am to
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So, you want her to peg you because you could just jump on Grindr and find a willing dude for you to frick up the arse.


But if his wife does it he's not gay.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
11469 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:13 am to
Just have the strap on out and be arse up…you’ll do great honey
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82925 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:14 am to
quote:

Get her started on anal training. They sell kits online of various different sizes of butt plugs that gradually get bigger.


just don't forget to take it out before an MRI
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
21810 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:16 am to
Why do none of you morons read anymore??


quote:

She probably wouldn’t be for it, but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6076 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:17 am to
Buy her a strap on.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
21000 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:19 am to
You people need some Jesus.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35248 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:21 am to
Dammit. Now look at the adds I’m getting. Just from clicking this thread. I’m so tired of everything I do being tracked. I don’t even want to know what that purple thing does.

This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 8:22 am
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
16810 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:21 am to
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but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.


Damn son, I don’t believe I’d have told that..
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15198 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:22 am to
The Quality content on the OT is unmatched.
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:27 am to
quote:

She probably wouldn’t be for it, but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.


Just stick your finger up your arse like a real man.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
9836 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:38 am to
How are you married with kids and the topic of butt stuff has never come up before now?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70157 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:39 am to
You do butt stuff to a rental/casual.

You get butt stuff done to you if you’re aberrant.

Marriage is (hopefully) a marathon, think long game here folks.
Posted by NEWMANIUM
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
148 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 8:48 am to
Gif fail.

This post was edited on 5/15/23 at 8:55 am
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20441 posts
Posted on 5/15/23 at 9:31 am to
google donkey punch
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