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How Do You Get A Baby Alien To Sleep?

Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:19 pm
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
7485 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:19 pm
You rocket.







What's your favorite Laffy Taffy /dad joke?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33804 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:19 pm to
Nobody has time for this kind of bullshite
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123805 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65419 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:21 pm to
Something something Owlie something anal baby something.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12696 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:28 pm to
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LSU6262

This is Gnome level shite. You should be ashamed.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8654 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:35 pm to
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?







Poke her face
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
7485 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:47 pm to
What Do You Get When You Have A Cat That Eats Lemons?





A sour puss
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32699 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:50 pm to
A new poll came out recently. Turns out 6 out of every 7 dwarves aren't happy.
Posted by HardHat
Member since Feb 2014
721 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 9:58 pm to
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator
This post was edited on 12/1/19 at 9:59 pm
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3481 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:02 pm to
A black, a Mexican, and a Muslim walk into a bar and the bartender says “get the f out”. Lol.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:09 pm to
I was in China on business recently. Cable is weird there. Animal Planet and the Food Network are the same channel.
Posted by Peter Venkman
Jackson, TN
Member since Aug 2016
2459 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:29 pm to
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

Why did the scarecrow get an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31016 posts
Posted on 12/1/19 at 10:33 pm to
Three guys walk into a bar, the fourth one ducks.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29115 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 6:15 am to
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A new poll came out recently. Turns out 6 out of every 7 dwarves aren't happy



Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21314 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 7:46 am to
Did you hear about the 2 blondes that froze to death at the drive in?

They were waiting to see the movie Closed For The Winter.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48223 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 7:57 am to
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You rocket.


Back to Mexico?

That's horrible and racist, you monster.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20333 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 8:33 am to
quote:

LSU6262



Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18835 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:44 am to
what's blue and smells like red paint?


blue paint.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33826 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 9:45 am to
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers, please"


You'll never starve in the desert because of all the sand which is there


Did you know dogs can't get MRIs? But cats can


Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was assaulted.
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 9:46 am
Posted by Jesus Magillicutty
Member since Apr 2019
270 posts
Posted on 12/2/19 at 10:14 am to
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Nobody has time for this kind of bullshite


Relax Francis
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