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re: How do you ask a neighbor to close the windows when cooking?

Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:18 am to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
120024 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:18 am to
You live that close to a neighbor that their food wafts into your home? Close your window.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86624 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:18 am to
Here's what I don't understand.

OP is obviously not serious and is clearly just wanting to get people stirred up but by doing it in a subtle way that appears like he's actually serious. Inevitably this will lead to people calling him a fricking moron and an idiot and however many other names and essentially giving him a verbal lashing and pointing out how dumb eh is.

So WHY would someone want to do that? Like what is gained? Does OP sit back giggling saying "heh, I sure got them, they think I'm serious! They actually bought it!" But I mean how is that enjoyable?
Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
28745 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Say hey can you close the windows when cooking?



He said he wants to be polite. So I would add a please and thank you.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
31087 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:19 am to
quote:

I have a neighbor who is not native to the area i live who cooks with very strong spices that burn my nose.


It's called a bidet, it'll help get the sand out of your vag.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
15302 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:19 am to
I live across the street from a Chinese family. I purposely go outside when they are cooking. It smells so good.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
12828 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:22 am to
None of this happened
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12436 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:24 am to
Sucks for you but nothing you can do about it and trying to address it just makes you look like a cry baby.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21678 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:25 am to
Just remember, fareplay, that fareplay is fareplay! When you start boiling crawfish or BBQ'ing, they may expect the same from you. What are you gonna do then?

Somebody asks me to stop exhausting LEGAL cooking aromas into the outside air, we're gonna have to have a discussion.

Sounds like you're just a little whiney!
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37733 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:26 am to
Close your windows
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:30 am to
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fareplay,

quote:

fareplay

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fareplay!


Good God, coonass. Learn English
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8554 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:38 am to
Your house is starting to smell like a Patel motel office ?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22536 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:39 am to
quote:

I would like him to stop cooking with windows open but realize ill live next to their family for a while so want to do it the polite way.

Wants to shite on his neighbor's cultural heritage. Tries to do it nicely.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19558 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:40 am to
quote:

not native to the area i live who cooks with very strong spices


Dot Injun I take it


That curry stuff stinks to high heaven
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
5087 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:41 am to
Damn, how small are the lots ? Zero lot line?
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7649 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:48 am to
Who the frick opens their windows in this heat? I call bullshite
This post was edited on 8/24/23 at 9:50 am
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18630 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:49 am to
You don’t. You knock on the door and ask when will ________ meal be ready. You then infer they have informally invited you by teasing you with delicious fragrances.
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
5079 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:50 am to
troll post judging. 3/10.
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:52 am to
Put a big fan outside of their house blowing back into their kitchen window. Preferably one of those giant industrial ones so they get the hint
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23810 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 9:53 am to
quote:

very strong spices that burn my nose

how big of a pussy are you?

Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9926 posts
Posted on 8/24/23 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Maybe close your windows so it doesn't seep in.


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