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re: How do you approach girls at the gym? (Lifting)

Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:35 pm to
Posted by ScottAndrew
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2009
1228 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:35 pm to
I thought you had a girl going through a long arse day. Guess yall broke up and your weird answer to everything isn’t working. But as another person posited using a puppy leave the dog out please
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11011 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:37 pm to
Ask her where she gets waxed.
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
19636 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:50 pm to
You walk up to her and tell her you’re not interested. Sometimes it’ll piss them off so much that they actually become interested.
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
10210 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:00 pm to
You don't stay way from those thots, they just put your arse on blast for thirsting over them.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58069 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:07 pm to
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It could be dating advice. Potentially a little rapey though, but I am not sure.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
4116 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:08 pm to
I hang 1 ball out of my underwear and offer to spot them on bench....it goes one of two ways
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11335 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:09 pm to
You pop a viagra before lifting and hope Mr. Happy falls out your shorts to impress the ladies.
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 8:09 pm
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:13 pm to
Paya to advertise...
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
11312 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:20 pm to
Go up to the one you’re interested in and ask her for her opinion of how to approach another girl in the gym.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
15794 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:25 pm to
Show up wearing the exact same thing she had on the day before.
Lululemon black tights, white onclouds, and a baby blue sports brah.

Don’t be a pussy, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34125 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

He’s trying to pick up chicks at the gym to wear their skin as a jacket


Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29969 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

You pop a viagra before lifting and hope Mr. Happy falls out your shorts to impress the ladies.


Mr. Happy falls, as in controlled by gravity, even after a viagra? Condolences.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19419 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:49 pm to
When i saw Really into Raspis, at first I read that as you were really into rapists
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4970 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:50 pm to
Ask them where they get their gear.
Posted by Megasaurus
Member since Dec 2017
1316 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

How do you approach girls at the gym? (Lifting)


dont.
the Gym is not a bar.

but...if you must..

since you are probrably a stalker (lol-I kid...) wait for leg day and as shes into a deep squat make a loud fart noise and when she scoffs at that tell her that her outfit makes her look fat then you can compliment her on her eyes and ask her if she used to have a lazy eye that she had fixed..

guaranteed digits brah
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 9:01 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56154 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:58 pm to
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When i saw Really into Raspis, at first I read that as you were really into rapists

Yeah, the SBC. Really all SBCs but Raspis are to easy to write to, much more enjoyable for projects.
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 9:07 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56154 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

Go up to the one you’re interested in and ask her for her opinion of how to approach another girl in the gym

Since I just want a friend, I'll add a twist

Ask her how to approach other men in the gym

This might work!
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18527 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:32 pm to
Asks if she fricks her dog also.
Posted by LA Lightning
Member since Jun 2023
654 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:41 pm to
Thank you for this thread. It has been very amusing.

Women at the gym don't want to be creeped. They don't want to hear a list of your qualifications, opinions or likes and dislikes - in fact, they most certainly will find a reason there to disqualify you. If anything, simply say, "Good morning" and leave it at that. If you should happen to have the same gym schedule just be as normal and polite as possible. Try to not obviously salivate. Any of them who would go home with you are not the ones you would want anyway. Better hunting elsewhere.

The single sensible thing you mentioned is this:

quote:

I like seasonal decor and a good book. My male friends offer non of this in a convo.

Your odds would be much better joining a book club. Pick up and read the book that you see her reading and it might give you a chance to ask her opinion of it and start a convo. Along that strategy consider participating in trivia nights and exhibit that you have a brain and can socialize within accepted societal boundaries.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
26565 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:44 pm to
Short quick conversation then dial it up the next time you see her.
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