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re: How do you approach girls at the gym? (Lifting)
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:35 pm to LSU Coyote
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:35 pm to LSU Coyote
I thought you had a girl going through a long arse day. Guess yall broke up and your weird answer to everything isn’t working. But as another person posited using a puppy leave the dog out please
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:37 pm to LSU Coyote
Ask her where she gets waxed.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:50 pm to LSU Coyote
You walk up to her and tell her you’re not interested. Sometimes it’ll piss them off so much that they actually become interested.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:00 pm to LSU Coyote
You don't stay way from those thots, they just put your arse on blast for thirsting over them.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:07 pm to Obtuse1
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It could be dating advice. Potentially a little rapey though, but I am not sure.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:08 pm to LSU Coyote
I hang 1 ball out of my underwear and offer to spot them on bench....it goes one of two ways
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:09 pm to LSU Coyote
You pop a viagra before lifting and hope Mr. Happy falls out your shorts to impress the ladies.
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 8:09 pm
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:20 pm to LSU Coyote
Go up to the one you’re interested in and ask her for her opinion of how to approach another girl in the gym.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:25 pm to LSU Coyote
Show up wearing the exact same thing she had on the day before.
Lululemon black tights, white onclouds, and a baby blue sports brah.
Don’t be a pussy, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Lululemon black tights, white onclouds, and a baby blue sports brah.
Don’t be a pussy, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:34 pm to DCtiger1
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He’s trying to pick up chicks at the gym to wear their skin as a jacket
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:38 pm to Tarps99
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You pop a viagra before lifting and hope Mr. Happy falls out your shorts to impress the ladies.
Mr. Happy falls, as in controlled by gravity, even after a viagra? Condolences.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:49 pm to LSU Coyote
When i saw Really into Raspis, at first I read that as you were really into rapists
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:50 pm to LSU Coyote
Ask them where they get their gear.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:54 pm to LSU Coyote
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How do you approach girls at the gym? (Lifting)
dont.
the Gym is not a bar.
but...if you must..
since you are probrably a stalker (lol-I kid...) wait for leg day and as shes into a deep squat make a loud fart noise and when she scoffs at that tell her that her outfit makes her look fat then you can compliment her on her eyes and ask her if she used to have a lazy eye that she had fixed..
guaranteed digits brah
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:58 pm to Fat and Happy
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When i saw Really into Raspis, at first I read that as you were really into rapists
Yeah, the SBC. Really all SBCs but Raspis are to easy to write to, much more enjoyable for projects.
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 9:07 pm
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:59 pm to lsudave1
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Go up to the one you’re interested in and ask her for her opinion of how to approach another girl in the gym
Since I just want a friend, I'll add a twist
Ask her how to approach other men in the gym
This might work!
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:32 pm to LSU Coyote
Asks if she fricks her dog also.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:41 pm to LSU Coyote
Thank you for this thread. It has been very amusing.
Women at the gym don't want to be creeped. They don't want to hear a list of your qualifications, opinions or likes and dislikes - in fact, they most certainly will find a reason there to disqualify you. If anything, simply say, "Good morning" and leave it at that. If you should happen to have the same gym schedule just be as normal and polite as possible. Try to not obviously salivate. Any of them who would go home with you are not the ones you would want anyway. Better hunting elsewhere.
The single sensible thing you mentioned is this:
Your odds would be much better joining a book club. Pick up and read the book that you see her reading and it might give you a chance to ask her opinion of it and start a convo. Along that strategy consider participating in trivia nights and exhibit that you have a brain and can socialize within accepted societal boundaries.
Women at the gym don't want to be creeped. They don't want to hear a list of your qualifications, opinions or likes and dislikes - in fact, they most certainly will find a reason there to disqualify you. If anything, simply say, "Good morning" and leave it at that. If you should happen to have the same gym schedule just be as normal and polite as possible. Try to not obviously salivate. Any of them who would go home with you are not the ones you would want anyway. Better hunting elsewhere.
The single sensible thing you mentioned is this:
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I like seasonal decor and a good book. My male friends offer non of this in a convo.
Your odds would be much better joining a book club. Pick up and read the book that you see her reading and it might give you a chance to ask her opinion of it and start a convo. Along that strategy consider participating in trivia nights and exhibit that you have a brain and can socialize within accepted societal boundaries.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:44 pm to LSU Coyote
Short quick conversation then dial it up the next time you see her.
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