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re: How do I get my kid to quit biting

Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by The7Sins
Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1178 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:09 pm to
Wire his jaw shut OR intentionally give him lockjaw if he isn't immunized against tetanus.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:09 pm to
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don't do daycare



So he can be the weird little mama's boy when he starts school.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7136 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:10 pm to
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Then you are not doing it right. You got to bite the piss out of that little fricker...


This. My daughter was a biter, usually biting her brother. My wife bit her back every bit as hard as she was biting. Shut that shite down with the quickness.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:10 pm to
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Wait until the kid is 2-3 and start playing around with you. Fun as shite.


I can't fricking wait. I want to do everything I can with the little guy to make his childhood as fun as possible. Wanna take him to the zoo, to sea world, to the library, to spurs games....frick, I can't wait until he's old enough to take him to the kiddie playground across the street. I'm obsessed with this kid.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35525 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:12 pm to
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So he can be the weird little mama's boy when he starts school.

They're all weird little fricks when they're 5. There are no cool kids in kindergarten.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
14323 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:12 pm to
Shock collar.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:13 pm to
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I can't fricking wait. I want to do everything I can with the little guy to make his childhood as fun as possible. Wanna take him to the zoo, to sea world, to the library, to spurs games....frick, I can't wait until he's old enough to take him to the kiddie playground across the street. I'm obsessed with this kid.



Just wait until he learns how to speak and what the word "no" and "why" mean
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:13 pm to
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So he can be the weird little mama's boy when he starts school.


I never stopped being a weird little momma's boy, tbh

Wouldn't change it for the world.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:14 pm to
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Just wait until he learns how to speak and what the word "no" and "why" mean



Hoo boy...
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32481 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:15 pm to
Congrats on the lil one on the way!
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16246 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:39 pm to
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Wait until the kid is 2-3 and start playing around with you. Fun as shite.


Wait until he's 12 or 13 and can bathe himself, wipe his own arse, mow the yard, and fix his own meals...even better!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:42 pm to
Once they've tasted human flesh it's too late. My condolences.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:44 pm to
Crate training works. Keep him in his crate all day, only let him out to eat and shite but if he bites his food put him right back in. Once he can eat without biting you can leave him out for longer amounts of time but if he bite anything start the process over.
Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1810 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:00 pm to
how does a two year comprehend that message?
Posted by Queen
Member since Nov 2009
3021 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:03 pm to
I bit mine back, hard enough to hurt, and it slowed her down. Didn't stop. We did time out and spanking when appropriate, and it slowed, but didn't stop.

You need to have help from the daycare. If they aren't willing to work with you, find a new daycare - either one with fewer kids per classroom or at least a better teacher/kid ratio. Ours put an extra aide in the classroom to help make sure it wasn't happening. They also let her have a teething bib (to bite if it's teething related) and/or a pacifier if she wants it.

We bought the books about not biting and we read them a lot.

It's difficult when they're younger, but we are also trying to teach words. No no if someone is trying to take her toy. Please if she wants someone's toy. And the teachers are aware so they know to step in if she starts saying no no to a kid. We are teaching her "soft" for if she's being too rough with pets or people. We practice saying no no and please all the way to daycare in the mornings - and both parents are involved in that effort.

We found it's a worse problem when she's tired/cranky (like if she's had a bad sleep night) or when her personal space is too crowded. Summer has a smaller group of kids, and we have only had like one incident in the last month. It's been amazing. Good news is your kid will take up for himself.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:06 pm to
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Hot sauce him with tabasco when he bites


In the eyes!
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:10 pm to


Check out the title of that book on the right.

What the frick ARE teeth for, then?!
Posted by SwampTrash
Member since May 2017
450 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:13 pm to
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He just needs some pussy


Sounds like dad is enough of a pussy for all of them.
Posted by Captain Lafitte
Barataria Bay
Member since Nov 2012
6383 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:23 pm to
Buy the daycare a supply of ammonia capsules and have them pop one and pass it under his nose each time he tries to bite.

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I've heard of biting them back but he just laughs when we do that.
Bite harder:



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We've also tried slapping his hand.
I've thought about something but that was when I was in the 2nd grade and in the '70s. Our principal used to slap our palms once with a small strap no longer than our hand. Wasn't terribly hard but it stung. Won't pass as punishment today.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10990 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 3:25 pm to
Why are you trying to punish this kid? A firm handshake and an even firmer bite are what turned me into a junior executive.
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