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re: How do I get my kid to quit biting

Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18928 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:50 pm to
Biting them back only teaches them three things:

1. Biting hurts.

2. Biting is an acceptable thing to do. Why else would daddy and mommy do it?

3. The bigger, stronger person is to be feared because they can hurt you.

Don't bite your fricking kid. Be a responsible parent instead.

Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19367 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:51 pm to
My 2 year old (now 3) son bit me one time. Popped him in the mouth hard and quickly right after like a half slap. Told him next time he does that to anyone I'll pop him harder.

Never bit anyone again.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16247 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:52 pm to
If your child laughs at you when you try to discipline him, you may be in for a long road.

I'd try slapping him on the hand every time he does it or a fly swatter on his bare legs. Don't go all Adrian Peterson on him, but let him know it's not a joke.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35525 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:53 pm to
My wife bit back. Not super hard, just made a point. I'm not going to argue the morality or psychological ramifications of doing that, but it did work.
Posted by BingWaterTiger
Member since May 2017
694 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:54 pm to
I think one of the shooters from columbine was a biter as a kid .
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35525 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

Biting them back only teaches them three things:

1. Biting hurts.

2. Biting is an acceptable thing to do. Why else would daddy and mommy do it?

3. The bigger, stronger person is to be feared because they can hurt you.

Don't bite your fricking kid. Be a responsible parent instead.

You might be right but I give my kids more credit than that. They understood the point right away and never did it again.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:57 pm to
Your kid has established his dominance.
Posted by CBarkleytruth
Member since Dec 2014
1665 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:57 pm to
Treat your kid right and don't do daycare
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:58 pm to
Whip his arse.

Simple yet effective.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35525 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Your kid has established his dominance.

Congrats on the baby, btw.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68425 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Any other things y'all have found that works?

Not sending the kid to daycare.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35525 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

Not sending the kid to daycare.

Also, this if possible. My son only bit one time and I'm pretty sure he was just trying out his teeth.
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30888 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

We've also tried slapping his hand.


Slap his mouth.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Congrats on the baby, btw.


Thanks so much!!! Fatherhood is incredible. Happiest I have ever been.
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
25071 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

Biting them back only teaches them three things:

1. Biting hurts.

2. Biting is an acceptable thing to do. Why else would daddy and mommy do it?

3. The bigger, stronger person is to be feared because they can hurt you.

Don't bite your fricking kid. Be a responsible parent instead.



This guy doesn't have kids....
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21950 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:03 pm to
My son use to bite, only way we could break him out of it was to bite him back, they learn real quick that shite hurts.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35525 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Fatherhood is incredible.

Most amazing thing in the world to me. Truly transforming.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82056 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:05 pm to
Wait until the kid is 2-3 and start playing around with you. Fun as shite.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

How do I get my kid to quit biting



Bite him back


ETA: Pluck him in the nutsack
This post was edited on 6/15/17 at 2:08 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 6/15/17 at 2:07 pm to
Humans are animals at their core. Just bite the fricker back hard. Really hard. And then shake the shite out of him. Then don't feed him for a few days. He'll learn something. What were we talking about?
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