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re: How do goofy looking coonass men produce such beautiful daughters?
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:32 pm to billjamin
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:32 pm to billjamin
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Plenty of the daughters don’t look like that for long.
yep. those have a short window. By the time they are his age they will look worse than him. In reality they have about 8 good years.
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Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:32 pm to X123F45
The humidity, food, alcohol, and stress will have her looking like her dad plus 100 lbs by 25.
They age fast down there
They age fast down there
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:34 pm to X123F45
Poor girl, must be hard having a crooked neck
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:37 pm to X123F45
Whats wrong with her neck?
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:38 pm to moontigr
Going to Hawk’s tomorrow night. I’ll be on the lookout for her.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 8:41 pm to X123F45
Because in 30 years that same girl will be about 190lbs with a beer belly and leather skin.
This post was edited on 5/30/25 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 5/30/25 at 11:12 pm to waiting4saturday
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Maybe beautiful women make goofy arse sons who end up making beautiful daughters.
Posted on 5/30/25 at 11:46 pm to X123F45
From the sleaziest house in the sleaziest town, from the loins of redneck pa and rockface ma spring these lovelies, these rosy-cheeked Anglo-Saxon lovelies, by the million.
-Walker Percy, from the Moviegoer
-Walker Percy, from the Moviegoer
Posted on 5/31/25 at 12:09 am to X123F45
Thats not his real daughter. Woman got splaining to do
Posted on 5/31/25 at 1:55 am to sharkfhin
Not seeing it, man. She's kinda Skeletor looking if you ask me
Posted on 5/31/25 at 4:19 am to X123F45
Mais, ma boy just vibin on the bayou and he pulled up the tigerdroppings and see his face. What’s worse, he gotta see you hard leg coullions talkin about his lil girl. Tboy didn’t look half bad himself bout 20 years ago. His face got leathery from all the time he stir the roux over that hot fire.
Give tboy a break. He coming off the bayou and on the rig in a week. I don’t wanna have to hear him nag the rest of the time.
Give tboy a break. He coming off the bayou and on the rig in a week. I don’t wanna have to hear him nag the rest of the time.
Posted on 5/31/25 at 7:10 am to X123F45
Mommas baby, Daddys maybe
Posted on 5/31/25 at 7:21 am to X123F45
I was hunting with a vendor in the krotz springs area and one of the baws working there looks what the guy in your pic. His daughter stopped by to bring him lunch and she was a ot 8 at least.
Posted on 5/31/25 at 7:28 am to X123F45
We’re not goofy looking when we’re young. That comes later in life
Posted on 5/31/25 at 7:31 am to Tigerstark
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Swamp magic. But it’s a trap. They’ll look like their dad by age 45 and you’re trapped.
This right here. When I go back home and see someone who used to look good when we were kids and wonder wth happened
Posted on 5/31/25 at 7:32 am to X123F45
Definitely not his daughter. Can confirm.
Posted on 5/31/25 at 7:33 am to X123F45
You Welcomed 
Posted on 5/31/25 at 7:41 am to X123F45
It's wild how common that is down here. I have some short goofy looking aunts and uncles and one of their daughter (my cousin) is beautiful and seemingly doesn't age. She's 43 now and looks like she's 30. She married a short goofy looking coonass dude and their daughter is also gorgeous. But the husband and the son are short goofy looking coonasses. All good people though. We just breed a lot of good looking women with low standards down here I guess.
Posted on 5/31/25 at 7:50 am to Jack Daniel
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Because in 30 years that same girl will be about 190lbs with a beer belly and leather skin.
Go to a Sunday mass in a small town in South Louisiana and you will know this isn't true
Posted on 5/31/25 at 8:55 am to X123F45
What position in bed produces the ugliest kids?
Ask your parents
Ask your parents
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