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re: How did you react to the first toot?
Posted on 1/27/19 at 8:43 am to DustyDinkleman
Posted on 1/27/19 at 8:43 am to DustyDinkleman
It wasn’t that big of a deal to me when my ex did it.
Posted on 1/27/19 at 9:07 am to SEClint
quote:never happened to a high school boyfriend
so I didnt make a big deal out of it. I was in the zone and trying to finish.
Posted on 1/27/19 at 9:25 am to DustyDinkleman
I marked the date on my calendar and remind her on its birthday. 4/4/14
Posted on 1/27/19 at 9:28 am to Motorboat
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marked the date on my calendar and remind her on its birthday. 4/4/14
Where were you when the world stopped turning......on that April dayyyy
Posted on 1/27/19 at 9:36 am to DustyDinkleman
Oddly all my major gfs have done it when sleeping. But I definitely called them out on it. Jokingly. As it's cute. A girl being cute about a fart is good. Once she loses that then it's a bad sign. Especially if it starts to be up in the guy sound/smell category.
I remember one dutched oven me all night after a party we were at where she ate a lot of yellow cheese. It was awful. Like woke up coughing, I couldnt handle it.
She found me on the couch, which was odd as she would go to the couch if I snored to loud, so she asked if she was snoring. I said "yes". She argued how she didnt snore. I told her to go back in her room, and she'll figure it out. She walked in and right back out. Ha!
Anyway, we did figure out that yellow cheese was no bueno for her...or me.
I remember one dutched oven me all night after a party we were at where she ate a lot of yellow cheese. It was awful. Like woke up coughing, I couldnt handle it.
She found me on the couch, which was odd as she would go to the couch if I snored to loud, so she asked if she was snoring. I said "yes". She argued how she didnt snore. I told her to go back in her room, and she'll figure it out. She walked in and right back out. Ha!
Anyway, we did figure out that yellow cheese was no bueno for her...or me.
Posted on 1/27/19 at 9:41 am to DustyDinkleman
“Girls can fart?” - OweO
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:22 pm to TOSOV
She might have been lactose intolerant, tosov.
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:25 pm to DustyDinkleman
The question is how did you react when she first mentioned an ovarian cyst or some other female trouble. The TMI barrier falls with the quickness when you're living with someone.
Posted on 1/27/19 at 12:33 pm to Jim Rockford
Or when you walk into the bathroom right after she just destroyed it.
Posted on 1/27/19 at 1:37 pm to DustyDinkleman
Posted on 1/27/19 at 1:55 pm to DustyDinkleman
Laughed. It’s got to be the world’s oldest joke
Posted on 1/27/19 at 2:28 pm to DustyDinkleman
You can have any other woman, but don’t mess with my toot toot
Posted on 1/27/19 at 6:27 pm to DustyDinkleman
It made me irrationally angry for some reason.
Posted on 1/27/19 at 6:37 pm to DustyDinkleman
Posted on 1/27/19 at 7:15 pm to dallastiger55
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We dont do that around each other or take a dump in front of each other
What do you do when you have to fart?
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