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How did you react to the first toot?
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:10 pm
What did you do the first time you experienced a fart from your SO? Did you laugh it off with her as most would do, or shun her to the couch for a few weeks?
Asking for me.
Asking for me.
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:12 pm to DustyDinkleman
Ate her butt
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:12 pm to DustyDinkleman
Return fire. Dominate her now or she’ll own you forever.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:12 pm to DustyDinkleman
Declared war.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:13 pm to DustyDinkleman
This post was edited on 1/26/19 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:14 pm to CorkSoaker
That was gross and you shouldn't have posted it.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:14 pm to DustyDinkleman
Nowadays I dont care.
The first time it really happened ever, was when I was 16 with my high school girlfriend. It was during sex, so I didnt make a big deal out of it. I was in the zone and trying to finish.
Had it been at a restaurant or etc, I may have been like wtf.
The first time it really happened ever, was when I was 16 with my high school girlfriend. It was during sex, so I didnt make a big deal out of it. I was in the zone and trying to finish.
Had it been at a restaurant or etc, I may have been like wtf.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:16 pm to SEClint
better question is does it bother you if your wife or S/O does that?
it does me. We dont do that around each other or take a dump in front of each other
I dont want to see or smell that
it does me. We dont do that around each other or take a dump in front of each other
I dont want to see or smell that
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:16 pm to SEClint
quote:
It was during sex
Niiiiiccceeeee
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:19 pm to SEClint
Make that pussy fart
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:20 pm to dallastiger55
quote:
We dont do that around each other or take a dump in front of each other
2 very different penalties there..
Like the difference in an incidental facemask and an intentional straight up helmet to helmet personal foul.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:20 pm to DustyDinkleman
youtube
quote:
I made love to ya all night long
Then i got up to write you a song
I watched ya sleep and i fell in love
Ya must've been sent from heaven above
Don't think you could never do no wrong
Then you farted....
Oh girl you farted..
First i thought that it was kinda cute
I surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot
Then came the smell came whoftin by
And brought a little tear drop to my eye
I think that i'll go sleep out on the couch
Cause you farted...
You could make milk curdle
Make your skin crawl
Make the paint peal off of the wall
I won't sleep under the covers no more
Since the hot winds blew from out your back door
Baby, it sure has been a gas
But i can't live life in fear of your arse
So i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill
Moved back to my house at the top of the hill
Well old boy I guess its just you and me
Then he farted.....
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:21 pm to DustyDinkleman
I’d delivered like 50 of them beforehand, so I didn’t care. She also lacks a sense of smell, so no fricks given from her end.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:30 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
She also lacks a sense of smell, so no fricks given from her end.
What about taste?
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:32 pm to DustyDinkleman
I laugh because farts are hilarious
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:36 pm to DustyDinkleman
7 years and still hasn’t happened.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:37 pm to DustyDinkleman
She was passed out from an all day crawfish boil, and ripped one so loud it woke the dog on the other side of the room. I laughed so hard that it woke her up and took almost 5 minutes to tell her what was so funny
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:43 pm to DustyDinkleman
There has been only one chick that has farted (SPD) in front me (I think)..We were laying in the bed and all of a sudden there was this rank nasty fart smell and she started laughing like a demon. I got out of bed and couldn't do anything else but laugh. She was a hot little thing..So it was cool. I miss that piece of farty arse.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:44 pm to Weekend Warrior79
quote:
She was passed out from an all day crawfish boil, and ripped one so loud it woke the dog on the other side of the room.
I get the picture your wife weighs about 300 lbs.
Posted on 1/26/19 at 9:46 pm to DustyDinkleman
It was unintended and I thought she was hot so I made her feel better and let it out as well.
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