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re: How did you know when you crossed over into "old man" territory.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:01 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:01 pm to fr33manator
I start yelling at my kids and the words coming out are just a bunch of unintelligble syllables. And call them by the wrong name.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:01 pm to DiamondDog
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I'm 39
shite you don’t even have ”old man strength” yet.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:03 pm to DiamondDog
quote:When you catch yourself yelling at the TV (or radio) when LSU is playing (any sport).
How did you know when you crossed over into "old man" territory.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:06 pm to DiamondDog
Are you sure you and I aren’t the same person? 

Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:09 pm to DiamondDog
I am approaching 73 and, as a kid, heard “shut the door” often if we lingered. Flies and skeeters would get in if we lingered.
Dad would tell us to be quick at the fridge and turn off the lights and don’t waste water.
I still turn lights off behind people and close exterior doors quickly from habit.
Dad would tell us to be quick at the fridge and turn off the lights and don’t waste water.
I still turn lights off behind people and close exterior doors quickly from habit.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:11 pm to Yewkindewit
We have some French doors out back that open to a covered breezeway. My wife and kids were horrible about leaving the door open during the summer until we got a snake in the house 

This post was edited on 5/25/25 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:12 pm to DiamondDog
When I began having major issues with clouds.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:12 pm to fallguy_1978
When hangovers lasted until 8 PM the next day.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:26 pm to Tiger Ryno
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call them by the wrong name.
The instant I had a second child their names have become interchangeable.
I distinctly remember thinking, “how can my dad possibly get my name confused with my brother’s”. It’s genetic and natural.

Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:28 pm to Huey Lewis
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When I started having to pluck out my ear hairs
Actually, it's when you stop plucking the ear hairs

Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:32 pm to fallguy_1978
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I had 20/20 vision my whole life but needed readers around 45. I'm going to the eye doctor in a few weeks and will likely be graduating from readers
Bifocals are sweet. I tried those fancy transition lenses, but I couldn't get used to them. I felt like I was moving my head around as much as an Indian.
With bifocals I just move my eyes up and down without missing a beat. It's a lot easier to get used to.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:37 pm to dazedconfused
I entered the doctor's office and the receptionist said,
"Hello sweetie, are you feeling bad today?"
This was followed by a young frat looking guy entering and her saying, "May I help you?"
That was followed by a man about my age entering and her saying," Hello honey , what brings you in today"
It will happen to you 39 years olds one day soon.
"Hello sweetie, are you feeling bad today?"
This was followed by a young frat looking guy entering and her saying, "May I help you?"
That was followed by a man about my age entering and her saying," Hello honey , what brings you in today"
It will happen to you 39 years olds one day soon.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:45 pm to DiamondDog
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I'm 39
Your balls haven't even dropped yet


Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:46 pm to OlGrandad
When I watch reruns of movies and TV shows from the 60s and 70s and the women who played the grandmothers look hot.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:49 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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There comes an age where you view college age females as girls, and not women.
56 here and this where I am. When I go to a LSU game i certainly do notice the gorgeous young coeds and appreciate them. But it is the Mom / Milfs that get the blood flowing

Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:49 pm to DiamondDog
I started gardening and get excited for the return of hummingbirds.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:53 pm to DiamondDog
When I get invited to a dinner party, but frozen pizza, drinking at home whilst watching a 90s action flick is more appealing.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:57 pm to bad93ex
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I started gardening and get excited for the return of hummingbirds.
Ive gotten to where I love the sound of the birds early in the morning. It just clicked one day, never thought about it prior.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:58 pm to DiamondDog
I’m 63 in August and I have definitely not hit that point yet.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:59 pm to DiamondDog
When all the hot bands you grew up with are now playing at the casino.
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