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re: How did you know when you crossed over into "old man" territory.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:32 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:32 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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When you see a hot young woman and instead of saying, "I'd love to bang her", you think, "I wonder if I could fix her up with my son".
I remember a moment like that. I was driving down government street and this Asian chick...maybe 18, was walking and she was just...EVERYTHING was too short.
And my first thought was not one of depraved deviance, but "young lady you need to march right back home and put something appropriate on."
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Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:33 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Well put!
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:33 pm to DiamondDog
When the moms on a college campus started looking better than the coeds.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:33 pm to fallguy_1978
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Or go tailgating at LSU and all of the coeds are the same age as your daughters
Basically when you reach the age when everyone from 15 to 25 all look the same age.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:35 pm to DiamondDog
None of this happened to me till I hit me 50s.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:36 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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When you see a hot young woman and instead of saying, "I'd love to bang her", you think, "I wonder if I could fix her up with my son".
Yep. There comes an age where you view college age females as girls, and not women.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:36 pm to jamiegla1
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39 isn’t old man
Tell that to my knees, my hip, my right shoulder and my left elbow.
ERA almost forgot my lower back
This post was edited on 5/25/25 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:37 pm to Darth_Vader
pull a host of back muscles sneezing. or from bending over to unplug something.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:40 pm to DiamondDog
39 is still a young buck. I felt it when I hit 55. I’m 57 now and it seems to be picking up steam like a snowball rolling downhill as I head towards 60. It sneaks up on you. I still felt pretty youthful at 50.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:45 pm to DiamondDog
If you’re 39 stop worrying about this. Seriously.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:45 pm to DiamondDog
When I sat on my nuts.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:49 pm to DiamondDog
When the things I used to find fun - I find boring.
When the things I used to find boring - I find somewhat less boring.
I'm not in such a hurry, but I am more efficient.
When I started caring about fiber intake.
When I had to ask strangers what was on a label, because I forgot my reading glasses.
When I get pissed off because someone moved my toolbox. My wife assures me that she didn't touch it, but who else did it!? Damn it... I probably did it... What am I mad about?
When the things I used to find boring - I find somewhat less boring.
I'm not in such a hurry, but I am more efficient.
When I started caring about fiber intake.
When I had to ask strangers what was on a label, because I forgot my reading glasses.
When I get pissed off because someone moved my toolbox. My wife assures me that she didn't touch it, but who else did it!? Damn it... I probably did it... What am I mad about?
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:49 pm to DiamondDog
For me it was the day I had to ask the kid down the street to help me hold up the truck tire while I aligned the hub with the lug nuts. I could hold the tire up and I could align the holes, but I could not do both at the same time.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:50 pm to Crow Pie
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I could hold the tire up and I could align the holes, but I could not do both at the same time.
That's why god gave us feet.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:51 pm to DiamondDog
I knew i was getting old around the time when i was 9 years old and i told a 5 year old to get off my toy box
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:51 pm to Ricardo
When I realized I need readers
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:58 pm to DiamondDog
When you start to add up all the crap that your wife/ kids spend money on that you could be putting in n the bank…
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:00 pm to Bayou
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When I realized I need readers
I had 20/20 vision my whole life but needed readers around 45. I'm going to the eye doctor in a few weeks and will likely be graduating from readers
This post was edited on 5/25/25 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:00 pm to DiamondDog
Not there yet, fortunately.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 1:01 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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Not there yet, fortunately.
Its pretty liberating. You dont have to pretend anymore.
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