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re: How bad is a vasectomy?

Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:11 am to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65904 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:11 am to
God gave you the gift of fertility and you're slapping him in the face. Other than that, I think it's a pinch and a day or two of soreness. Go for it, sinner.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
25539 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:13 am to
Does semen still come out after a V sect?
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:16 am to
You conveniently didn’t copy the last paragraph which totally contradicts the point you are trying to make.

“Four earlier studies also suggested a link between prostate cancer and vasectomy. Seven other reports, however, have found no connection. Several studies even indicate that men who undergo vasectomy live longer than other men. Many researchers believe that the Harvard studies' findings are simply the result of earlier and better diagnosis of prostate cancer among sterilized men rather than due to an actual increased risk of the cancer.”
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5064 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:16 am to
Good question. Does busting a nut feel the same after?
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58476 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:18 am to
quote:

How bad is a vasectomy?


Not as bad as 18 years of child support payments.
Posted by MSUmtowndawg
Jackson, MS
Member since Sep 2010
1482 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:21 am to
Mine wasn’t bad at all. Sent the kids away for the weekend, drank beer and sat on frozen peas. Went to an engagement party. Week and a half after I ran a 5k at my normal pace with no swelling.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65904 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:28 am to
quote:

Does busting a nut feel the same after?


LOL no. There is no better nut than the one you know is about to or at least can create life. In the recesses of your poor, softened brain addled by modern convenience, this is a biological fact. Procreation is an encoded reality in humans. The argument against that absolute fact is just masterbation.
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1709 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:31 am to
Snip snap, snip snap
Posted by MSUmtowndawg
Jackson, MS
Member since Sep 2010
1482 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:31 am to
GRTiger speaks the truth
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
43772 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:32 am to
Best decision I have made post three kids. No regerts
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
59931 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 12:33 am to
Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5131 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 1:00 am to
Same here. Simple procedure under local anesthesia, sutures dissolve in a few days, minimal bruising but no pain really. Sex is better because no more worries if you don't want more kids.
Posted by raceboy
Member since Feb 2011
2196 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 1:39 am to
Not as bad as the colt to be gelded
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8434 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 2:23 am to
I paid $300 or $600, can't remember. Whatever I paid, it was 100% worth it. I endured a few seconds of pain, 30 mins of discomfort, then one weekend of soreness that I could soothe by icing my groin with frozen peas. Then one week of minor discomfort. Then a lifetime of nutting freely with no worry of 18 years of child support. Honestly one of the most beneficial life decisions I've ever made, and can't recommend it enough.

(For those of you wondering, everything looks and feels the same, only your semen has no swimmers present. The only thing you lose is the ability to impregnate)
Posted by Phil
Member since Jun 2010
382 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 6:05 am to
Best $600 I have spent. Everything Lou said above I agree with.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8730 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 6:12 am to
The worst part is the nurse having to hold your dick out of the way so it doesn’t flop down while the doc is cutting your sack open. Just hope it isn’t a male nurse!
Posted by easy1234
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
265 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 6:12 am to
Simple Just rest after. If you change your mine it a easy reverse
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
17501 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 6:32 am to
quote:

That’s it. Just want to know how unpleasant it is


It wasnt anywhere near as unpleasant as I thought it was going to be. I was put under for mine so the most unpleasant part of the entire process was getting the IV put in (I cant stand needles). After it was over, i was not in any pain at all, just felt tired the rest of the day from being put under. The next day I felt perfect. After a few weeks, you get to have your ole lady jerk you off into a sample cup to bring back to your doctor for testing. Once your sample comes back clear, the days of pulling out are over.
This post was edited on 11/13/21 at 6:36 am
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6467 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 6:47 am to
Easy. I have a super high pain tolerance, and the local wore off when he got to boy number 2. I don't understand how all that shite works so I didn't know they could do more.

In the midst of our conversation about LSU and Joe burrow he saw me react once and said hell no, loaded me back up with more numbing.

March 11, 2020. Laid on the couch for 3 days, covid hit. I did have a 6 month "relapse" where you get some pain and soreness which is apparently common for a day or so.

Busting the first nut is terrifying, haven't pulled out since.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 11/13/21 at 6:54 am to
Worst part of mine was the attractive nurse seeing my frightened turtle.
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