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re: Honkus heading to sunny Rhode Island soon

Posted on 1/27/20 at 1:40 pm to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51688 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 1:40 pm to
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I think it's clear Honkus will obviously be played by Mark Wahlberg right?


Him or John Krasinski.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104024 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 1:57 pm to
I think Honkus is more of a Ron Livingston.
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41125 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

I think it's clear Honkus will obviously be played by Mark Wahlberg right?


Honk is more of a Paul Rudd type

Honk, just now seeing this thread... You and your family are in my thoughts and if theres anything a fellow TDBBLer can do to help, please dont hesitate to reach out



Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36972 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:08 pm to
Praying the next plane isn't delayed and arriving at the airport goes smoothly again, from what we know, the next go around.

This is gripping stuff.



Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4081 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

I think it's clear Honkus will obviously be played by Mark Wahlberg right?


Cillian Murphy. He's used to the NIHC....BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FOOKIN BLINDERS!!
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
5634 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:22 pm to
I'd hold off on the movie and book talk for a while. I can imagine the closed door meeting Mrs Honkus had with the local officials went something like, "we are providing you safe passage to the airport, once in the US if any negativity is bought upon China by your actions your relatives might have a unfortunate accident". Given their human rights record I wouldn't put anything past them.
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
56546 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

I think it's clear Honkus will obviously be played by Mark Wahlberg right?
wow way to steal my idea.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46799 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:31 pm to
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Can we get some cliffs of the honkus situation?


Honkus married an exotic woman from a faraway land. They had a couple of little Honkuses, or Honkettes. They traveled, with their little ones, to the mysterious land of Exotica to spend the holidays with her family.

The perfect storm began. An illness was spreading around. It killed some of the people from Exotica. Nobody knew how serious this illness was. The gubmint of Exotica began showing it's black soul, and lying about this illness.

Honkus wanted to get himself and his family away from Exotica and back to his little state. Every level of the corrupt Black soul wanted to ignore, or deny Honkus. OKhellsbells, from Okie, started a twitter shitstorm and made some prominent journalist take notice. Others began calling old frat brothers and business associates.

Something obviously worked, because the black soul finally stepped up and began negotiations to extract Honkus, Smokeshow, and the Honkettes from Exotica.

Uncle Sugar is going to allow them to get on a plane that is coming back anyway, but extracting $4400 from Honkus' wallet for the privilege of being helped.

Now Honkus' sister Jill, a Bawette from Prairieville, has joined TD and is about to post her obligatory newb pics.

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105270 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:32 pm to
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I'd hold off on the movie and book talk for a while. I can imagine the closed door meeting Mrs Honkus had with the local officials went something like, "we are providing you safe passage to the airport, once in the US if any negativity is bought upon China by your actions your relatives might have a unfortunate accident". Given their human rights record I wouldn't put anything past them.


Context clues indicate Mrs. Honkus's family is pretty well connected over there.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56228 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:33 pm to


Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
5634 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:37 pm to
I doubt we'd ever heard about any of this and they'd be home in RI right now if they were very "connected", been wrong before though.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9605 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Context clues indicate Mrs. Honkus's family is pretty well connected over there.
. Kim Jong-Un’s uncle used to be well connected. He shot his arse with a howitzer or an anti-aircraft gun.
This post was edited on 1/27/20 at 2:44 pm
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36972 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

doubt we'd ever heard about any of this and they'd be home in RI right now if they were very "connected", been wrong before though.



Levels baw.

Looks like they have enough.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56212 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 2:57 pm to
Or infant baby is factoring in.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36972 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Or infant baby is factoring in.


I imagine it's a factor.

Posted by LSUtoOmaha
Nashville
Member since Apr 2004
26745 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 3:10 pm to
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Out of all the stupid shite my taxpayer dollars get spent on, I love how we are nickel and diming American citizens before helping them escape a dangerous situation. Oh and then also leaving some of them behind.


Gotta love the government


Agree. This is the type of thing taxpayer funds should be used FOR. Dumbfricks
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75085 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 3:18 pm to
Yep. Fricker should have know what was up when Haircut told him to "stand on the X and don't move".
He never fell asleep in another meeting, though.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150284 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 3:19 pm to
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Now Honkus' sister Jill, a Bawette from Prairieville, has joined TD and is about to post her obligatory newb pics
I called Dibs first Baws
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75085 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

quote:
Now Honkus' sister Jill, a Bawette from Prairieville, has joined TD and is about to post her obligatory newb pics
I called Dibs first Baws

Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 1/27/20 at 3:25 pm to


I think the first interview needs to be with Jim.
He loves the OT baws.
This post was edited on 1/27/20 at 3:26 pm
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