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re: Honestly starting to regret never sleeping with a midget.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:58 am to Rize
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:58 am to Rize
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Dick looks way bigger in their little hands.
At least that’s what I’ve been told.
How do you think BBC porn is made?
It's all about camera angle and perspective.
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:02 am to crimsoncoded94
I once dated a girl with a midget phobia. I thought she was joking until I showed her a picture and she freaked right the frick out.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:15 am to Hangover Haven
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I use to do a divorcee that was 4'10", does that count...?
I'll take things that never happened for $1000, Alex.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:17 am to BasilFawlty
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I'll take things that never happened for $1000, Alex.
You act like that's some sort of impossible thing... Oh, I did it, and did it many times...
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 11:22 am
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:17 am to HubbaBubba
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then you'll be craving paraplegics
i got head from one of those. met her on tinder
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:18 am to crimsoncoded94
I’m afraid of midgets
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:35 am to Hangover Haven
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Oh, I did it, and did it many times
OK
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:36 am to HubbaBubba
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paraplegics
heard about the paraplegic strip club?
place is crawling with pussy
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:41 am to crimsoncoded94
I would 100% do a midget and I would make 3 wishes immediately after the deed. Those little frickers are magical.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:48 am to bootyswamper
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paraplegic
I use to have a fetish for girls with artificial limbs. one time, I dated a girl with a wooden leg. I'd still be dating her but she broke it off.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:13 pm to touchdownjeebus
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I would 100% do a midget and I would make 3 wishes immediately after the deed. Those little frickers are magical.
eerybody knows if you stake an albino or a midget in your garden it will produce way more than a garden without one. They don't eat much and need very little water. Albino is better but they require more food and water....
The albino angle is a reference to an Erskine Caldwell novel for those of you not from the south and lacking culture....the midget only seems like it'd accomplish the same thing....
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:14 pm to crimsoncoded94
It’s a legit regret. They are, after all, good luck.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 12:17 pm to Rize
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Dick looks way bigger in their little hands.
At least that’s what I’ve been told.
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 7/23/26 at 2:21 pm to AwgustaDawg
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the midget only seems like it'd accomplish the same thing....
*in smaller doses.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 2:59 pm to crimsoncoded94
Never ask them for money. They are always short
Posted on 7/23/26 at 3:02 pm to touchdownjeebus
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quote:
the midget only seems like it'd accomplish the same thing....
*in smaller doses.
I think the albino would be applied to larger gardens and the midget probably confined to raised beds.....
Posted on 7/23/26 at 4:37 pm to TDsngumbo
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I never fricked a midget. Just something about them rubbed me the wrong way and I always swore I'd never go that low.
If you did then you could probably brag that you hit bottom.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:03 pm to shagnasty 2
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some of them can’t always clean so well so there can be poop remnants.
Yeah I imagine a T-rex trying to wipe his arse.
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