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Honestly starting to regret never sleeping with a midget.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:30 am
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:30 am
I know theres always a chance, but the risk are getting higher.
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:31 am to crimsoncoded94
Had a chance once. Regret passing it up.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:32 am to crimsoncoded94
Dick looks way bigger in their little hands.
At least that’s what I’ve been told.
At least that’s what I’ve been told.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:33 am to crimsoncoded94
quote:
but the risk are getting higher.
Why is the risk getting higher? Feels like the risks are shorter...
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:33 am to billjamin
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Had a chance once. Regret passing it up
I've never had the opportunity.
I definitely would tho. The older I get, I regret almost all of em I passed on! Lol
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:34 am to RummelTiger
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Why is the risk getting higher?
They’re becoming more dangerous by the lay.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:35 am to crimsoncoded94
First, it's midgets, then you'll be craving paraplegics. After that, when you start looking longingly at the morgue, you might consider that you have a problem.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:35 am to crimsoncoded94
Long story short?
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:35 am to lake chuck fan
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I've never had the opportunity.
She was game after I took her to Chilis by Cortana. Really such a missed opportunity.
dumb dumb dumb
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:37 am to crimsoncoded94
I never fricked a midget. Just something about them rubbed me the wrong way and I always swore I'd never go that low.
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 10:37 am
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:40 am to crimsoncoded94
quote:
I know theres always a chance, but the risk are getting higher.
What do you get when you frick a midget?
Twerpees
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:40 am to crimsoncoded94
I partied with Wee Man in a bar in Honolulu one time. He was with a chick that looked like a prime Trish Stratus.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:41 am to crimsoncoded94
The right ones can be fun as hell, freaky. But some of them can’t always clean so well so there can be poop remnants.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:44 am to crimsoncoded94
quote:
Honestly starting to regret never sleeping with a midget.
just put a pretty head on top of a bowling ball.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:45 am to adamau
quote:
What do you get when you frick a midget?
Twerpees
What do you call a midget with Parkinsons?
A fidget.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:50 am to crimsoncoded94
I use to do a divorcee that was 4'10", does that count...?
The padded arm on her sofa was the perfect height...
The padded arm on her sofa was the perfect height...
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 10:52 am
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:51 am to shagnasty 2
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The right ones can be fun as hell, freaky. But some of them can’t always clean so well so there can be poop remnants.
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shagnasty
I believe you.
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:51 am to crimsoncoded94
A friend in high school always said the best woman is a midget with big ears, a flat head, and no teeth...
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 10:53 am
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:51 am to Rize
quote:this thread is creeping me the frick out
Dick looks way bigger in their little hands.
At least that’s what I’ve been told.
homer simpson backing into shrubs gif
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:54 am to crimsoncoded94
I would bang a non-forehead midget for the novelty of it
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