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re: Homeless people living outside my Seattle apartment window driving me insane.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 1:11 am to goldennugget
Posted on 7/24/15 at 1:11 am to goldennugget
If I had to pick one poster to be annoyed by homeless people at all hours of the night, it would be goldennugget.
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Posted on 7/24/15 at 1:20 am to goldennugget
Piss balloons.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 1:21 am to beauchristopher
quote:yep, probably pick up a 5,000 110v unit at walmarks for around 150.00 or so - plus gas money to drive to said store - if my memory serves me don't believe there are any walmarks within 30 miles of downtown Seattle - cud me wrong on that - this was back in early 2000.
Any ways, the OP needs to get a portable AC..
Posted on 7/24/15 at 1:25 am to supatigah
Posted on 7/24/15 at 1:44 am to TDawg1313
It seems like you know the area so you should know it's the best area for a young, single professional.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 1:57 am to Legendary0903
quote:
If I had to pick one poster to be annoyed by homeless people at all hours of the night, it would be goldennugget.
I dunno. This may merit its own thread
Posted on 7/24/15 at 2:24 am to goldennugget
frick Seattle. 
White noise may help cut down on the noise and also drop crazy amounts of mothballs down there, it may drive them out. Maybe a bright spotlight at night would run them off.
White noise may help cut down on the noise and also drop crazy amounts of mothballs down there, it may drive them out. Maybe a bright spotlight at night would run them off.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 3:25 am to goldennugget
Super Soaker of doe or raccoon piss from a hunting store. If you don't want to spray them as they sleep, coat the area good when they are not around.
Or go to a garden center and get bags of manure fertilizer. Spread where the congregate.
Or go to a garden center and get bags of manure fertilizer. Spread where the congregate.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 3:31 am to goldennugget
Wait until they fall asleep. Squirt a liberal amount of shaving cream in the palms of their hands. Tickle their faces ever so gently with a feather. Hehe.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 3:32 am to goldennugget
They're homeless. Just send them packing.
This post was edited on 9/26/16 at 2:59 am
Posted on 7/24/15 at 4:59 am to goldennugget
Throw a piss balloon at them.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 5:32 am to CHEDBALLZ
Throw a 1 pound bag of cayenne pepper out of the window. Nothing works better
Posted on 7/24/15 at 5:44 am to goldennugget
You should move.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 6:03 am to goldennugget
If you buy a window unit, they will steal and pawn it. 
Posted on 7/24/15 at 6:07 am to goldennugget
Repetitively go ask them for spare change. Like every day, 3 times a day. No one can stand that. They'll eventually want to move to the part of town where there aren't any beggars.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 6:29 am to goldennugget
I didn't read through all the pages in the thread so if one or more posters already recommended these ideas, forgive me.
Get a bag of your heroin or go buy some if you are low. Cut it very heavily with rat poison. Repackage and distribute in the alley.
They appear to be find of cigarettes. Get one of your cigarettes and empty out approximately half of the tobacco. Place a blank cartridge (used for starter pistols) in the cigarette and carefully repack the tobacco. Some might suggest using a .22 short round but I'm not that mean. Distribute in the alley.
Smash a bunch of bottles in a trash can. Distribute the contents in the alley.
Print a bunch of flyers advertising a Feed the Homeless night at a local restaurant. Use the name of the local homeless shelter or food bank to make it appear legitimate. Distribute in the alley.
Get a bag of your heroin or go buy some if you are low. Cut it very heavily with rat poison. Repackage and distribute in the alley.
They appear to be find of cigarettes. Get one of your cigarettes and empty out approximately half of the tobacco. Place a blank cartridge (used for starter pistols) in the cigarette and carefully repack the tobacco. Some might suggest using a .22 short round but I'm not that mean. Distribute in the alley.
Smash a bunch of bottles in a trash can. Distribute the contents in the alley.
Print a bunch of flyers advertising a Feed the Homeless night at a local restaurant. Use the name of the local homeless shelter or food bank to make it appear legitimate. Distribute in the alley.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 6:34 am to goldennugget
Sorry you can't afford to live in a nicer area.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 6:44 am to StraightCashHomey21
Posted on 7/24/15 at 6:46 am to goldennugget
quote:
I am the cheapest person you will ever meet I don't drink because its expensive, nasty, and I don't see the point I don't eat out because its expensive. I cook my own food.
You sound real fun.
quote:
I haven't really made any friends here yet.
I can see why.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 7:12 am to goldennugget
You are under seige, they are your attackers.
Pick them off one by one. Pour boiling oil out the window, throw socks full of delousing agent.
What are they gonna do?
Pick them off one by one. Pour boiling oil out the window, throw socks full of delousing agent.
What are they gonna do?
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