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re: Hollywood socialite flees Gwyneth Paltrow's Hamptons residence due to explosive diarrhea
Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:04 pm to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:04 pm to tiggerthetooth
Derek Blasberg? More like Derek BLAST-berg! Right…right.
I’ll see myself out.
I’ll see myself out.
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Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:08 pm to chinhoyang
quote:First time I've ever heard the term applied to a man
What kind of man wants to be referred to as a "socialite?"
Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:13 pm to Suntiger
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Derek Blasberg? More like Derek BLAST-berg! Right…right.
Socialite? More like Socialheavy.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:40 pm to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:42 pm to James11111
Remember the OT post about the guy meeting his GFs parents for the first time and he blew up their toilet?
Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:46 pm to tiggerthetooth
This is fricking embarrassing society deems this as news
Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:49 pm to Pandy Fackler
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How do you blow out a toilet with diarrhea? I've had some pretty nasty, oily, crampy, wet, explosive liquid shits over the years but I've never incapacitated a toilet.
I once opened the door to a stall that was 100% incapacitated by someone with explosive diarrhea. Damn near puked as I rushed out to find another gas station.
There was shite everywhere.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 6:52 pm to tiggerthetooth
I mean, it's not "catastrophic" diarrhea unless it leads to at least one death, right?
Posted on 7/5/24 at 7:00 pm to tiggerthetooth
quote:
He's a gay man
Maybe he came out his arse.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 7:12 pm to LRB1967
quote:
How do you adequately apologize for shitting all over someone else's house?
Posted on 7/5/24 at 7:15 pm to tiggerthetooth
Isn't Gwyneth Paltrow the one that sells stones to put in your vajay-jay. Something tells me she don't mind.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 7:18 pm to BuckyCheese
quote:
I once opened the door to a stall that was 100% incapacitated by someone with explosive diarrhea. Damn near puked as I rushed out to find another gas station.
There was shite everywhere.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 7:24 pm to tiggerthetooth
How does this make international news. Someone must really hate that dude.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 8:36 pm to tiggerthetooth
I thought ozempic was supposed to cause the opposite.. Constipation
Posted on 7/5/24 at 8:39 pm to tiggerthetooth
quote:
The internet was whipped into a frenzy last week when a blind item in a popular gossip newsletter
Are all of the involved--the celebutards, gossip rag personnel, and its readers--stuck in delayed adolescence?
Posted on 7/5/24 at 8:40 pm to chinhoyang
Probably has ducks on the dash of his 4dr automatic Wrangler.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 8:48 pm to tiggerthetooth
Doing poppers with ozempic will get you every time.
Posted on 7/5/24 at 9:36 pm to tiggerthetooth
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