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re: Hipster Dufus refuses to exit vehicle; it does not end well. Edited for Kafka.

Posted on 4/2/26 at 4:33 am to
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17477 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 4:33 am to
Dude needs to wash his hair
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34563 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 4:44 am to
Hah. A real life high talker….

This post was edited on 4/2/26 at 7:36 am
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46551 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 5:00 am to
I bet his wife weighs at least 250
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20915 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 5:59 am to
If this guy was black this clip would have been released by Rubber Soul Patrol, but Sgt Pepperspray is perfect for this John Lennon clone.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4296 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 6:45 am to
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F. Lee Bailey.


Upvote for Gen X reference
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157104 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 6:52 am to
Ahh, another idiot who tries to use the magical "No, you can't do anything, I want to talk to a supervisor." immunity.

And I love that he was videoing already before driving through the crosswalk. This a-hole was looking for social media attention, and he got it...just not for the reasons he was expecting.
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
7162 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 6:52 am to
I couldn't get through the whole thing, but a cop can legally order you out of the vehicle on a traffic stop. Regardless if you think the stop is valid.

That's one of two things I don’t challenge on a stop. The other is showing ID and POI. Even if its an illegal stop, you aren't going to win your case on the side of the road, and not complying with those two things almost always make these fragile ego cops fly off the handle.

If they stopped you illegally, sue them later.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99333 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 7:04 am to
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That’s Zappas Stach


Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11336 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 8:54 am to
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I bet his wife weighs at least 250



WIFE????

I think not.

That high voice is clearly the sign of a peter puffer.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41601 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 10:48 am to
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always make these fragile ego cops fly off the handle.


Except for a shitty attempt at being an ACAB shitlord, what exactly about this officer makes you think he has a fragile ego?
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14844 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:44 pm to
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I bet his wife weighs at least 250



"Wife" is probably a dude.


Either way- that poor kid.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5756 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 12:49 pm to
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Who is Lee Bailey and what did he do to you?

Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
7162 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 1:16 pm to
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Except for a shitty attempt at being an ACAB shitlord, what exactly about this officer makes you think he has a fragile ego?

I didn't say that all cops are bastards, but I'm glad you volunteered that statement.

I haven't met one who wouldn't (at least) look the other way or make a false statement to protect their fellow brother in blue.
Posted by SLIPSHITE
Doyline, LA
Member since Jul 2019
1583 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 3:47 pm to
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Yes, he does sound exactly like he looks. Recording and publishing the video that helped lead to this is the icing on the cake.


I think he yelled something about “quidditch” when they yanked him out. Harry Potter fan I guess.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16417 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 4:46 pm to

In his most shrill douche voice: YOURE GONNA BREAK MY FINGERR!

Chill cop: Well... quit being an a-hole

Posted by Chromdome35
Fast lane, behind a slow driver
Member since Nov 2010
8282 posts
Posted on 4/2/26 at 5:10 pm to
This looks like one of the times when police brutality is warranted,
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