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Hey, your yacht scratched my dinghy!!!!!

Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:18 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:18 am


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ell phone video captures what looks like a modern-day pirate attack on Lake St. Clair over the weekend. Video rolls as a man in a small, red, aluminum speed boat attack a couple on a larger boat in Lake St. Clair Saturday. The smaller boat is seen circling around the larger boat before coming around the back and ramming the boat from behind at full speed.


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Macomb County Sherriff’s deputies arrested Timothy Kennedy of New Baltimore a short time later at Brandenburg Park around 6 p.m. The 39-year-old man was arraigned Monday on charges of operating while intoxicated and malicious destruction of property. He was given a $5,000 (10%) bond out of the 42-2 Court and is scheduled to be back in court on July 15.




Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19719 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:20 am to
Would you loofah my stretch marks?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:20 am to
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speed boat


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ramming the boat

More like bouncing off
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:20 am to
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96240 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:22 am to
Seriously, all you boating baws out there - if this motherfricker didn't do that intentionally, then just exactly WTF was he doing there? I get that he was wasted, but still.

I think a drunk squirrel would operate a boat more safely (assuming that was not intentional).
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37559 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:22 am to
I read stories about people like this and its one of many reasons I'm hoping for the day when the aliens show up and sanitize this entire planet. Let's give evolution another shot because it can do better.
This post was edited on 7/3/19 at 10:23 am
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15804 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:23 am to
WTF is that guy thinking? He's lucky he didn't flip his little skiff.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:23 am to
dude on the yacht was probably railing the little boat guy's wife on his yacht.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
28593 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:24 am to
Some are saying the Yacht sped past him while he was fishing. Then he just lost his shite.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:24 am to
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Let's give evolution another shot because it can do better.

I like your optimism but no it can't
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10758 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:24 am to
Dude looks exactly like what I pictured in my head
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3879 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:26 am to
That looks like a fun little boat to drive.
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15804 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:27 am to
The video in the link is a little longer.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:29 am to
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Some are saying the Yacht sped past him while he was fishing. Then he just lost his shite.



Could see the yacht wakes fricking his fishing spot up and he's drunk so he overreacts.

Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:34 am to


Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:35 am to
Dude had pretty solid control on that little boat, TBH
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72752 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:35 am to
This shite is awesome
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:36 am to
some people go to the zoo to laugh at the monkeys flinging shite, people are much more funny to watch imo
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37559 posts
Posted on 7/3/19 at 10:38 am to
quote:

Could see the yacht wakes fricking his fishing spot up and he's drunk so he overreacts.


Aside from the noise, which the fish have heard before, the wake is gonna give that bait a little better action. So not sure what he's getting all bent out of shape about.
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