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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:36 pm
Posted by SirWinston
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:36 pm
Completely out of my depth here, lads. Any advice for how to steer this convo greatly appreciated.

Last line this AM is "I have an attitude and you live in my house", confirming my assertion that she's that she's a kitty cat, but letting it be known that she's a very bratty kitty cat.


This post was edited on 2/27/24 at 12:52 pm
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:37 pm to
In
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:38 pm to
Tell her you know Peej.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:39 pm to
You have pretty high odds of being tied up in the middle of a pentagram with your balls cut off, but the sex will be great so you got that going for you.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:39 pm to
I'll eat the turds out of your litter box.
Posted by Free Everybody
United States of America
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:39 pm to
Don't respond for like 36 hours and make her wait...

You're welcome.
Posted by pistolpete23
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Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:40 pm to
Wtf did I just read
Posted by Tshiz
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:40 pm to
Fake
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:40 pm to
What the frick? So happy I'm married.
Posted by LSUNWO1988
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:40 pm to
Tell her you come faster than most golden retrievers
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:41 pm to
*BLOCK*
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted by Sao
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:41 pm to


You can do better.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:42 pm to
Don’t tell her you’re 5’6
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6749 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

confirming my assertion that she's that she's a kitty cat, but letting it be known that she's a very bratty kitty cat.

Ask her if she wants help scooping up her liter box after she comes over and you PIIHB
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68059 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:43 pm to
You want Hepatitis A? Because that's how you get Heapatits A.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
29940 posts
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:45 pm to
Is that what flirting is like on dating apps?

Animal euphemisms??
Posted by jmorr34
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Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:46 pm to
This post was edited on 2/27/24 at 12:48 pm
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