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re: Hawaii Missile attack? Edit: FALSE ALARM

Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:09 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76206 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:09 pm to
Mission: Neutralize the Dogs

ICBM Use

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Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:11 pm to
I have been told my entire life that Hawaii is tacky. OT trashy as fvck.

Sell me on why I would waste one of my one possibly working nukes on those spam eaters were I a belligerent.
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:11 pm to
This thread sucks now
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53612 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:21 pm to
You still haven’t answered the question.

What does that statement mean if not “any weapon with similar effects as to the above.”

quote:

What? Are you still on your antimatter bullshite?


No, I wasn’t. My point with that entire sequence (which you obviously missed by responding line by line) was using your interpretation there is no need for the last line.

And yet it’s there.

And the question I’ve asked many times and you haven’t answered: Why?


But considering this statement:

quote:

What? Are you still on your antimatter bullshite?


I’ll say this: I use it to illustrate a real world example of known destructive potentional outside the given definition.

Step away from “antimatter” if you like.

If someone blows up a building by any means not involving a conventional explosive or by a quantity below the 4 oz threshold: I guarantee they’ll get charged with using a WMD based on the last line.

You disagree.

Whatever.

Thing is, it’s not up to you.

It’s not up to me.

It’s a judgement call and we ain’t the judges.

And you haven’t offered any objective evidence that my interpretation is wrong other than you arbitrarily feel that they should have been more explicit if they meant it to be applied like that.

Contrary to the precident of pretty much all modern law ever, but whatever. You do you.

frick.
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 3:22 pm
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53612 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:22 pm to
Yep....bowing out
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39250 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

What does that statement mean if not “any weapon with similar effects as to the above.”


I answered your question on how kinetic weapons are not similar to conventional, poison, and nuclear weapons. Not sure how I can make that any more clear.
quote:

someone blows up a building by any means not involving a conventional explosive or by a quantity below the 4 oz threshold: I guarantee they’ll get charged with using a WMD based on the last line.
I'd love to know how someone is going to blow up a building without a conventional explosive.

quote:

And you haven’t offered any objective evidence that my interpretation is wrong other than you arbitrarily feel that they should have been more explicit if they meant it to be applied like that.

Well...... Uh........ I mean.... A kinetic weapon isn't anything like a conventional explosive weapon, nor a nuclear weapon, nor a poisonous weapon....

Soo....uh..... Like.... Under the CURRENT guidelines of what classifies as a WMD, a kinetic weapon does not meet the criteria.

Should ot be classified as a WMD? That's another discussion all together. But, as it stands, it isn't. It is a kinetic weapon.
Posted by lsujunky
Down By The River
Member since Jun 2011
2714 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 3:38 pm to
The funny thing is he is from Australia. His son married a girl from Cali and they live San Diego, they meet every so often in Hawaii. After this they might have to find a new meeting place. I’m sure my buddies wife was freaking out.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15337 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 4:48 pm to
Why hasn't Kim been assassinated yet?
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 6:22 pm
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50051 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Biological and nuclear are banned however.
that is funny. Any leader or country who doesn’t have every possible tool in their tool box ready to go is a damn pussy.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51964 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 6:07 pm to
This is a bad situation. If, Lord forbid, a missile were launched toward Hawaii people may now just think it’s a mistake again.
This post was edited on 1/13/18 at 6:12 pm
Posted by cajuncarguy
On the road...Again!
Member since Jun 2013
3135 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 6:11 pm to
2 missles in that clip. The ball and then the receiver flying down the field to catch it!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

I have emergency alerts/amber alerts turned off Annoying AF


Same here but I would hope they would ignore my preferences and
Let me know if a missile was headed my way
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51964 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 6:14 pm to
I turned off the emergency alerts at one time because I was in an elevator by myself once and my phone was in my pocket, suddenly an Amber Alert goes off and for a second I thought something was wrong with the elevator.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61806 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 6:18 pm to
I can't believe you two nerds fought about this stupid crap as long as you did.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13432 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

Didn't feel nothing in Houma


I did get a call from 18885580750 at 1:30 in the morning central time.

Google search returned nothing, caller hung up before I could answer.

So, I may have to adjust my tinfoil hat if I believe in conspiracy theories.
Posted by JETigER
LSU 2011 National Champions
Member since Dec 2003
7082 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 8:23 pm to
Hawaii give Obama not real birth certificate just as easily at not real missle alert
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

Hawaii give Obama not real birth certificate just as easily at not real missle alert

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71843 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 8:30 pm to
The more I think about it, the more it pisses me off and makes me feel terrible for folks who thought their life was about to end because of this.

frick you, Hawaii.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 8:57 pm to
was there a run on spam masubi at the ABC stores?
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46363 posts
Posted on 1/13/18 at 9:21 pm to
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