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re: Having to explain what KY Jelly is to my kids

Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:07 am to
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1300 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:07 am to
I’d just tell them it’s for old people problems, they won’t want to here anymore
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:11 am to
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KY is used for a whole lot of things other than sex ny friend.


The commercials they’re showing are for KY Yours & Mine, not straight up KY. They’re very suggestive ads. That said, the person who suggested saying it’s for massages covers all the bases. It’s more plausible in that context than saying it’s for infant rectal temperature readings.

It’s still weird as hell that they’re showing commercials for this & condoms during children’s shows.

This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 9:12 am
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:31 am to
They straight up have dildo infomercials these days. Couldn't sleep the other night and turned on the TV at like 3am. They were selling all sorts of dildos/vibrators etc.
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:31 am to
quote:

8 year old girl that the KY Jello Puddin is what makes your vagina slippery for a male to slide his dick up you easier


pics? videos?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59175 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:34 am to
PG actually stands for PropaGanda now

If you let your son watch that trash expect him to come out any day now
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13247 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:35 am to
years ago my wife used a message thing as a vibrator. evidently she had it before we met - anyway as the kids eventually found it and was using it on his shoulder.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47836 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:36 am to
Playdoh for adults

You're welcome
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44418 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:41 am to
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Explaining KY Jelly is minor league. Watch TV with your 11 YO daughter and a cialis commercial comes on and your daughter turns to you and asks what is ED and asks you if you suffer from it.


Came here to say this.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:06 am to
quote:

evidently she had it before we met




This doesn’t end when women find a man.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13247 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:10 am to
Good one
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5172 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Now days you watch Cars and they show a commercial for 50 shades before The Incredibles
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
28217 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:23 am to
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Jesus Keerist. GROW UP! Stop being a whinning little bitch and desl with your kids in an honest adult manner. They probably have more maturity than you judging from your post.


Says the moron that spells Christ - Keerist. Stop being a Millennial with your stupid Text Coding.

By the way - Go frick Yourself
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28938 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:24 am to
12 year old already knows and is playing dumb.
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
28217 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:26 am to
quote:

I hate to break it to you, but you better have a birds and bees talk with your 12 year old pretty sure. That's 5th/6th grade and you can be damn sure they aren't that ignorant.


Sorry but I do not raise Sluts and Whores like you did.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62698 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:26 am to
quote:

years ago my wife used a message thing as a vibrator. evidently she had it before we met - anyway as the kids eventually found it and was using it on his shoulder.



Dad?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61998 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:28 am to
quote:

well....???

not yet but I have that 600 page pepide thread bookmearked
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22282 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:42 am to
What's so hard about explaining what Kentucky jelly is used for?

Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53881 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:43 am to
"Why can't we get the Kentucky Jelly, I don't like the Bama Jelly."
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53881 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:47 am to
What are you baws telling your kids when they want to stop at the Lion's Den off I-10?

'I want to see a lion, is he as big as Mike?'
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43482 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:49 am to
Can you just say it's for massages when mom or dad's back is sore from work?
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