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re: Having to explain what KY Jelly is to my kids

Posted on 1/19/18 at 12:21 am to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 12:21 am to
Tell them it's moisturizer. They aren't going to call bull shite.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 12:22 am
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 12:47 am to
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I have a 12 year old and 8 year old daughter watching a somewhat family friendly Movie. There have been three KY Jelly commercials come on and my kids ask me what is that?

WTF dude. If a fricking show is Rated PG then it should be illegal for TV channels to play this shite. It's so awkward when the kids ask what is that?

Have an honest discussion with your 12 year old about sex and don't get weirded out about it. That's about the age that hair starts growing in weird places and funny feelings start happening. The TV isn't introducing the 12 year old to things the kid isn't already starting to experience but might not understand.



Hopefully it doesn't get to guns. Also, maybe wait on having that talk with the 8 year old.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 12:55 am
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6217 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 1:08 am to
Aftermath of the Obama administration... country will never be the same. Sad.
Posted by djmicrobe
Planet Earth
Member since Jan 2007
4970 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 1:20 am to
KY Jelly is a type of jelly. Strawberry jelly or black berry jelly goes best with peanut butter when making a sandwich. Kids KY Jelly is a bad tasting jelly that does not go well on a sandwich.
Leave it at that.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42078 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 1:21 am to
Its what Mommy uses when I PIHB
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15097 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 2:33 am to
It's Kentucky jelly
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 2:48 am to
Jesus Keerist. GROW UP! Stop being a whinning little bitch and desl with your kids in an honest adult manner. They probably have more maturity than you judging from your post.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 2:53 am to
I’ve noticed the same thing. Trojan commercials or commercials for ED pills during family programming.

A lot of times it’s stuff people wouldn’t even notice until you have your kids in the room and then it becomes awkward s and you hope they aren’t paying attention.

I have no doubt that there is a system in place to expose kids to sex at early ages. I have no idea why but it’s almost undeniable that the intent is there
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 3:49 am to
Don't miss your black helicopter. It leaves for the grassy knoll at 5 for breakfast with Elvis.
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
Member since Dec 2007
46735 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 4:51 am to
I don’t disagree with your sentiment but why didn’t you just say it’s similar to vasaline and be done with it?
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6020 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 5:14 am to
Just say I don’t know, it works for my kids.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 5:18 am to
Just say it's massage oil you Puratin
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84435 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 5:22 am to
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Jesus Keerist. GROW UP! Stop being a whinning little bitch and desl with your kids in an honest adult manner. They probably have more maturity than you judging from your post.


quote:

KY Jelly


Wtf
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5618 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 5:56 am to
First mistake was not DVR’ing the movie to skip all the commercials.

Rookie!
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 5:57 am
Posted by JawjaTigah
On the Bandwagon
Member since Sep 2003
22934 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:09 am to
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deal with your kids in an honest adult manner. They probably have more maturity than you judging from your post.
Oops! By definition, the logic of your premise collapses in upon itself. Re: deal with your 8 and 12 year old in an honest adult manner, when honestly, neither an 8 nor a 12 year old are close to being adults. Even if their bodies are in the throes of pube (the 12 yr old), their heads are not ready for the graphics - even clinically sanitized. A simple “it helps with dry skin in private places, like Vaseline” would suffice and buy time.

If the 12 yr old is more savvy, he/she will mentally fill in the blanks. Or will google it for more sordid details.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 6:10 am
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
11169 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:20 am to
Tell them it is what you use when pounding their mom.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134636 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:21 am to
Another reason to not have cable
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138532 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:24 am to
White lies are the cornerstone of manhood.

This is not a difficult situation to deal with
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39265 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:25 am to
Shut the frick up, douchebag.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7662 posts
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:27 am to
You can use it for other things ya know. Like if you have to take a rectal temp on a baby. Or put in a suppository.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 6:29 am
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