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Having to explain what KY Jelly is to my kids
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:42 pm
I have a 12 year old and 8 year old daughter watching a somewhat family friendly Movie. There have been three KY Jelly commercials come on and my kids ask me what is that?
WTF dude. If a fricking show is Rated PG then it should be illegal for TV channels to play this shite. It's so awkward when the kids ask what is that?
WTF dude. If a fricking show is Rated PG then it should be illegal for TV channels to play this shite. It's so awkward when the kids ask what is that?
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Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:44 pm to FLTech
Yep, I remember back in the good ol days you didnt have to worry about commercials until around 9 pm or so before all of the phone sex ads started popping up. Hell, even on HBO you had to stay up past 11 to see some decent tna. Now days you watch Cars and they show a commercial for 50 shades before The Incredibles
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:44 pm to FLTech
Just be super vague and say it’s for dry skin. That’s a boring reply and they will soon forget about it.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:45 pm to FLTech
Oh the horror you actually have to explain things to your kids
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:45 pm to Keys Open Doors
Great idea!
They should not be playing commercials like this during family friends movies. It's unbelievable!
They should not be playing commercials like this during family friends movies. It's unbelievable!
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:46 pm to FLTech
It’s almost midnight.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:47 pm to FLTech
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Having to explain
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:47 pm to Pelican fan99
Oh so it's ok to explain to an 8 year old girl that the KY Jello Puddin is what makes your vagina slippery for a male to slide his dick up you easier?
Really Pelican Fan? Really?
Really Pelican Fan? Really?
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:47 pm to FLTech
Completely agree. Probably one of those child molester channels like flex or some Disney thing. Always a young kid oriented show with adult themed commercials. Motherfricking pedos. Should be executed post haste.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:47 pm to FLTech
Pipe cleaner. Just tell them they’re into cleaning pipes. It’s the truth, but not what they think it means.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:49 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
This happened earlier this evening after dinner and it has really been bothering me.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:49 pm to FLTech
It's a surgical lubricant...or was used that way
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:50 pm to FLTech
Did you say it’s what daddy puts on his wiener so he can put it in mom’s butt?
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:51 pm to FLTech
Tell them it’s used for medical purposes
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:51 pm to ehidal1
Or it’s something mommy uses to get by with a beta.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:54 pm to FLTech
The 12 year old already knows
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:54 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
ok I'm a beta. Gotcha.
Posted on 1/18/18 at 11:58 pm to FLTech
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ok I’m a beta. Gotcha.
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Atlanta Falcons Fan
Checks out.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 12:17 am to FLTech
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Oh so it's ok to explain to an 8 year old girl that the KY Jello Puddin is what makes your vagina slippery for a male to slide his dick up you easier
I have the weirdest boner
Posted on 1/19/18 at 12:20 am to Havoc
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Completely agree. Probably one of those child molester channels like flex or some Disney thing. Always a young kid oriented show with adult themed commercials. Motherfricking pedos. Should be executed post haste.
It is most certainly intentional.
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