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re: Having to explain what KY Jelly is to my kids
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:31 am to drunkenpunkin
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:31 am to drunkenpunkin
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drunkenpunkin
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KY Jelly
quote:KY expert?? Hey...
You can use it for other things ya know. Like if you have to take a rectal temp on a baby. Or put in a suppository.
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:33 am to Rouge
Medical field. 
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:34 am to drunkenpunkin
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You can use it for other things ya know. Like if you have to take a rectal temp on a baby. Or put in a suppository.
This, OP do you not realize there are legit medical purposes for it outside of jacking off or anal? What do you think the doctors use for prostrate exams?
I hate to break it to you, but you better have a birds and bees talk with your 12 year old pretty sure. That's 5th/6th grade and you can be damn sure they aren't that ignorant.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:36 am to FLTech
Wait till they find the asstroglide in your wife's drawer
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:38 am to Havoc
Up early in the basement of your parent's house?
Posted on 1/19/18 at 6:51 am to FLTech
Just tell them you don’t know.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 7:00 am to baldona
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This, OP do you not realize there are legit medical purposes for it outside of jacking off or anal? What do you think the doctors use for prostrate exams
Yea that’s not what the commercials are advertising though
Posted on 1/19/18 at 7:01 am to TGFN57
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Up early in the basement of your parent's house?
That's awesome.
Next you'll say you pwned me.
Because of course, you're a douchebag and all.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 7:29 am to FLTech
I'm really liking the commercials for the new 911 show on Fox. My 4-year-old son just loves seeing someone jump off a building to their death during a football game.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 7:39 am to FLTech
Just tell them it is hydroxyethyl cellulose.
You can buy a fifty pound sack of the stuff in powder form which might be enough to gel half the pools in your average florida community. Instead of explaining that mommy isn’t attracted to daddy anymore, turn it into science experiment hour.
You can buy a fifty pound sack of the stuff in powder form which might be enough to gel half the pools in your average florida community. Instead of explaining that mommy isn’t attracted to daddy anymore, turn it into science experiment hour.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 7:45 am to FLTech
I think it’s time for you to have a serious conversation with your son about how to properly milk your prostate
Posted on 1/19/18 at 7:50 am to FLTech
Explaining KY Jelly is minor league. Watch TV with your 11 YO daughter and a cialis commercial comes on and your daughter turns to you and asks what is ED and asks you if you suffer from it.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 8:17 am to FLTech
Typical parent wanting society to tip toe around your little kids. If you didn't want to have to explain difficult things to them you shouldn't have had them. Probably would have done everyone a favor.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 8:19 am to Melvin
In their perfect world, we would all have to watch Disney-level commercials on every channel so they can continue to let the screens raise their kids instead of talking to them.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 8:20 am
Posted on 1/19/18 at 8:21 am to Cdawg
quote:well....???
what is ED and asks you if you suffer from it.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 8:22 am to Esquire
I'll bet he's the kind of parent that brings his kids to NFL football games and gets mad at people for cursing
Posted on 1/19/18 at 8:40 am to ehidal1
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Did you say it’s what daddy puts on his wiener so he can put it in mom’s butt?
No that'd be coconut oil...
Tell them its for hunting. My old arse great uncle had that shite in his gun box. Hed use it for windburn on his lips or chapped hands. I asked him about it. He said if its safe enough for the "softest and best place on earth" it's good enough for him.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 8:44 am to FLTech
it's a lubricant for any number of things
Posted on 1/19/18 at 8:57 am to danfraz
"On the nights Daddy is being nice to Mommy he uses the KY. When Mommy is being a bitch, he PIIHB dry. Does that answer your question, Angel?"
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:00 am to FLTech
KY is used for a whole lot of things other than sex ny friend. Should not be a long, or difficult, conversation....they are much too young to try and explain the sexual uses, but I am confident you are a good Dad and already know that.
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