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Have your parents ever caught you doing anything sexual?
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:12 pm
Spinoff from the thread about the Alaskan reddit kid. Have your parents ever caught you either masturbating or having sex? I was jerkin it on the back patio back in high school and my mom came home early. I quickly pulled my shirt over it but there’s no way she didn’t know what was going on. We both played dumb though. My ex's mom came down to visit and we let her have our bed and we took the couch and it was like 6 in the morning and we woke up and started frickin and her mom walked in because she went to start some coffee. I didn’t see her but the ex told me she and her mom made eye contact and she quickly turned around and went right back to the bedroom. 
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:13 pm to DavidTheGnome
My dad walked in on my first bj. He just kind of coughed and walked by like it never happened
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:13 pm to DavidTheGnome
Mom caught me pitching to a gnome one time.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Have your parents ever caught you doing anything sexual?
Not sexual, but sensual, yes.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:15 pm to fallguy_1978
Was your boyfriend upset? Finish him?
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:15 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:16 pm to DavidTheGnome
Had a buddy in HS have his parents walk in on him wacking off with headphones on leaning back on an office chair while watching porn on the family computer
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:16 pm to 777Tiger
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Was your boyfriend upset? Finish him?
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:16 pm to Mr Clean
He certainly gave LucasP a rude fricking.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:17 pm to 777Tiger
My dad walked in on my self prostate massage. That made for a weird evening.
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
Not directly but I don't think my daily hour long trips to the bathroom because "my stomach hurts" fooled anyone.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
All the time.
I probably shouldn’t have been jerking it at the breakfast table reading dad’s playboy though.
I probably shouldn’t have been jerking it at the breakfast table reading dad’s playboy though.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
Fapping to a half-loaded porn site. fricking AOL dial up.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:18 pm to hombreman9
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self prostate massage
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:19 pm to northshorebamaman
I also had my grandfather tell me to enjoy it now when you can be able to wack off/have sex multiple times a day because once you get old being able to do it once a day is a miracle.
He was wasted when he told me that. Lol
He was wasted when he told me that. Lol
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:19 pm to Tigerbait357
Oh my mom found a crusty sock or two over the years also
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:21 pm to northshorebamaman
Our old house I grew up in had a single car garage we closed in and made a small den. We had a big screen TV back in the day and would always watch movies down there. It was away from the main part of the house but everyone came in and out of that door. My dad usually worked late early in the week and took off early on Thursday’s and didn’t work Friday’s. My wife and I, back in our dating years, were having a go at it on the couch. Everything was covered with a blanket. He came home fairly early in the afternoon and neither of us heard the car pull up. He made some passing comment and quickly made his way through the room to the house without another word. Never mentioned again.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
My mom caught me looking at porn a couple times before I had the balls to jerk off.
Also the first girl I had sex with, I was putting my condoms in a plastic grocery bag and disposing of them at a secret location because I was so afraid of them getting found or smelled out. One day I left the plastic bag home before I left for my summer job and my mom found it calling me screaming and crying. She was so disappointed in me.
Thankfully 2 weeks later, my older sister by 3 years got pregnant by her boyfriend and my mom forgot I was a heathen because she had bigger fish to fry. Good times.
Also the first girl I had sex with, I was putting my condoms in a plastic grocery bag and disposing of them at a secret location because I was so afraid of them getting found or smelled out. One day I left the plastic bag home before I left for my summer job and my mom found it calling me screaming and crying. She was so disappointed in me.
Thankfully 2 weeks later, my older sister by 3 years got pregnant by her boyfriend and my mom forgot I was a heathen because she had bigger fish to fry. Good times.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 9:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Have your parents ever caught you doing anything sexual?
No...but my Mom found and threw out my all my Hustlers and Penthouses
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