re: Have you ever had (or witnessed) a sexual experience at work?

Never get your bacon where you make your bread.

the office space next to where i work was empty and a man and woman used to go in there all the time during the day and get it on..i dont think they realized we could hear through the wall.

i used to send email to several people when they'd start and they'd all come hang out in my office.

when i was at pizza hut in late HS/early college, a eminiem wannabe cook started dating a hoochy latina driver.

they were apparently on the rocks and having an argument one night. he said "you're really acting like a bitch" and she yelled "i told you not to call me that," slapped him and he (was kinda a pussy and) yelped like a little girl.

she stormed out and said " you sounded like you did the other night when i stuck my toe in your arse."


dude never lived that one down.

While I was in the Navy I had sex on two different warships(mine and hers). We would go to each other's ship on duty days, and since both of our jobs called for us to stand a solo watch in a secure space, well.....

In my early 20s I worked at a movie theatre and always caught people having sex in the movie auditoriums. 2 women heard a couple having sex in the women's bathroom. Managers would be caught fricking other managers or employees after hours. Security would frick the managers. One security guy who was married was on a date when the manager working that night took him out the movie. She brought him to the roof and they fricked on the rooftop. While he was banging her he called down to the other security guy to give the thumbs up. I also had sex after hours with one co worker. I got to screen the movies before they were shown to public so many times I would sneak my gf in there and get a bj during the screening process. Was a fantastic job. Great times.

Restaurant manager for a decade and, while the staff did their share, the customers were the ones all about the public sex. Had to tell a guy to get his foot out of his date's crotch and back in his sandal.

Left the office for the day, forgot somethig so had to go back in the office. I walked in on my District Manager banging our scheduler on his desk. Awkward since I was the HR manager. Never said a word about it to him or our Region office. Knew his time was short regardless of that.

Had a high school friend who got fired from a local pizza place when his manager caught him jerking off with pizza dough.

Watched a little 5ft 3 120lb friend of mine smash a 300lb bridesmade on the steps outside of nottoway plantation.

I just remember she kept squealing like a damned pig and saying how big he was.

No homo: dude might have 4 inches. And that's a big might.

Sorry if you read that D, we still laugh about it

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