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Have you ever been having a conversation with someone at work and a fart slips out?
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:08 am
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:08 am
Asking for a friend.
What's the proper escape move?
What's the proper escape move?
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:09 am to Slippy
I recently was spacing out on the elevator and let one go. It was kind of embarrassing lol
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:09 am to Slippy
People i work with expect it... makes things a lot less awkward
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:09 am to Slippy
I blame it on either ducks or barking tree spiders
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:10 am to Slippy
Username: Slippy
Checks out.
Checks out.

This post was edited on 1/8/25 at 10:14 am
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:12 am to Slippy
Hold strong eye contact for a 3 count, say "You're welcome", and walk away.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:13 am to Slippy
Stop, drop, and just roll away for 30-40'
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:17 am to Slippy
I only use mine as conversation starters, sorry.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:18 am to Slippy
Even rarer:
Having a fart at work and a conversation slips out.
Having a fart at work and a conversation slips out.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:19 am to Slippy
Amazingly enough, I’ve only had one fart incident with a co-worker.
I had an older lady as a manager and I let out a nasty smelling fart in my office one day. She comes walking in right after with some paperwork to discuss. She dropped the papers on my desk and immediately walked away with the quickness.
I had an older lady as a manager and I let out a nasty smelling fart in my office one day. She comes walking in right after with some paperwork to discuss. She dropped the papers on my desk and immediately walked away with the quickness.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:32 am to Fewer Kilometers
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Having a fart at work and a conversation slips out.
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by Fewer Kilometers
Damn it, how are we saying the same thing

Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:43 am to Slippy
Last year a co-worker who sat next to me farted pretty loud. She did not notice the sound b/c she had headphones on. Seconds later she looks at me wondering how loud it was. I am seeing this with peripheral vision and trying to ignore the situation. Never fart with headphones on at an office.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:43 am to Slippy
Own it and a quick “oops, sorry” is all that is needed. That and offer to move on to a less odorous are to finish talking. Heehee
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:44 am to Slippy
Immediately pull your phone out and post the scenario to Tigerdroppings, spending the next awkward hour waiting on an answer.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:45 am to Slippy
No, but in the 8th grade I was on stage next to my crush, just the two of us on stools and when I laughed, snot flew out of my nose. If I had any sliver of hope with her, it absolutely ended right then.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:54 am to Slippy
Remind them that smelling farts helps cure cancer
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:56 am to Slippy
Yeah, we both started laughing.
Posted on 1/8/25 at 11:10 am to Slippy
Often when I walk at work every time my right foot hits the ground, I fart. I call it “the walking farts” and I enjoy it immensely.
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