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Have any of you tried a coffee enema?
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:10 pm
I have heard this is really healthy. Would like to get some feedback.
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Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:21 pm to BigOwl
Yes, straight from the drip. Try it and tell me what you think.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:22 pm to BigOwl
Yes, I drank a big cup this morning and took a huge dump right after... Felt pretty cleaned out.. 
Side note: Does it require cream and sugar?
Side note: Does it require cream and sugar?
This post was edited on 6/24/19 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:22 pm to BigOwl
Have a buddy Kalunda (not his real name) who has a girlfriend who has tried to get him to do it. I'm not going to knock the idea without really knowing much about it. If it makes you feel better, if only for the placebo effect, then go for it.
This post was edited on 6/24/19 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:22 pm to BigOwl
It burned a little bit. Make sure to let the pot cool after you make it before you pour it up the ole bunghole.
Rookie mistake on Scruffy’s part.
Rookie mistake on Scruffy’s part.
This post was edited on 6/24/19 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:24 pm to BigOwl
Since this won't even be close to the weirdest shite posted on the OT today, I'll share:
I found a video one time, don't remember how, of some crazy vegan natural remedy psycho bitch giving herself a coffee enema on YouTube. She was doing a tutorial on how to give one to yourself. It wasn't nude, she had a bikini on. Not hot. Crazy eyes. She explained how to put this hosepipe contraption up your arse and prop the bag of coffee up in a cabinet, then laid down on the counter and let it drip while she sang some weird coffee enema song. Like a human carafe. Then she basically said she waddle walks to the bathroom while holding it in and blows the coffee out of her arse. Got to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen on the internet.
I found a video one time, don't remember how, of some crazy vegan natural remedy psycho bitch giving herself a coffee enema on YouTube. She was doing a tutorial on how to give one to yourself. It wasn't nude, she had a bikini on. Not hot. Crazy eyes. She explained how to put this hosepipe contraption up your arse and prop the bag of coffee up in a cabinet, then laid down on the counter and let it drip while she sang some weird coffee enema song. Like a human carafe. Then she basically said she waddle walks to the bathroom while holding it in and blows the coffee out of her arse. Got to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen on the internet.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:24 pm to Chicken
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If it makes you feel better, if only for the placebo effect, than go for it.
Something had better work, that's way too much dedication for a placebo.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:28 pm to BigOwl
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Have any of you tried a coffee enema?
quote:What is it about owls?
BigOwl
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:31 pm to BigOwl
I prefer my enema freshly brewed, handmade pour over with the cone inserted directly into the rectum
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:32 pm to Ingeniero
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Got to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen on the internet.
Weird...yes. Weirdest thing I've ever seen on the internet...not even close.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:33 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Per Wikipedia:
A coffee enema is the enema-related procedure of injecting coffee via the anus to cleanse the rectum and large intestines. There is no medical, scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for coffee enemas. The process can result in sepsis, severe electrolyte imbalance, colitis, proctocolitis, internal burning, rectal perforation, and even brain abscess or heart failure.
A coffee enema is the enema-related procedure of injecting coffee via the anus to cleanse the rectum and large intestines. There is no medical, scientific evidence to support any positive health claim for coffee enemas. The process can result in sepsis, severe electrolyte imbalance, colitis, proctocolitis, internal burning, rectal perforation, and even brain abscess or heart failure.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:34 pm to madmaxvol
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Weird...yes. Weirdest thing I've ever seen on the internet...not even close.
I thought about that after I hit submit. You're right. I've seen some weird shite. I think coffee up the arse could probably crack my top 10 though.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:35 pm to BigOwl
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I have heard this is really healthy. Would like to get some feedback.
Just make sure it's cooled first.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:35 pm to BigOwl
It’s especially nice if you add Jameson to it
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:35 pm to Ingeniero
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Got to be the weirdest thing I've ever seen on the internet.
So you haven't been to any Japanese sites?
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:35 pm to Jon Ham
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The process can result in sepsis, severe electrolyte imbalance, colitis, proctocolitis, internal burning, rectal perforation, and even brain abscess or heart failure.
Sign me up
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:36 pm to Cdawg
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So you haven't been to any Japanese sites?
Yes I've seen blurred a-hole shooting out eels. Is that what you wanted to know?
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:36 pm to Ingeniero
I guess it is one way to get a caffeine high without the coffee breath. Kind of like butt chugging alcohol. Obviously, it is a form of colon cleansing but seems messy. My buddy's girlfriend gave him a coffee enema kit for Christmas. Just a terrible gift. I felt bad for him.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:37 pm to Chicken
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My buddy's girlfriend gave him a coffee enema kit for Christmas. Just a terrible gift. I felt bad for him.
She hates him.
Posted on 6/24/19 at 1:38 pm to BigOwl
Human beings must be the only creatures both smart enough and dumb enough to inject foreign substances into our assholes in the name of pleasure and health.
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