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re: Has anyone here banged a chick that didn't speak English? I got a good one for ya...
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:04 pm to carguymatt
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:04 pm to carguymatt
Once. Met a girl from Vina del Mar, Chile. Language barrier was a real thing before smart phones and internet.
Had an awesome two days in Valparaiso.
Had an awesome two days in Valparaiso.
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Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:04 pm to Obtuse1
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I banged a chick from Houma one time... that might count.
I guess she was a Houmasexual.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:05 pm to carguymatt
I almost did in Cancun 20 plus years ago. Gorgeous Brazilian who was real handsy and we could understand each other a bit, but along came fat sister and the block was on.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:33 pm to carguymatt
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What would you do OT???
Post pics when hoping to get proper advice
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:42 pm to carguymatt
You say you live in an upscale area, but you sneak in multiple apartment complexes where you are not a resident to use their pool?
Trashy
Trashy
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:46 pm to carguymatt
#1. You must learn what yes and no sound like. Also how to say “cunnilingus.”
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:51 pm to carguymatt
Dear simp house forums
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:57 pm to carguymatt
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upscale part of town and have a few apartment pools nearby I go to swim and tan
I think the pond would probably be better for you.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 1:04 pm to BK Lounge
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Many times.. we have been together almost 6 months
How many times a week do you see her? How many of those meetings are in public? Do you give her money of any kind?
Posted on 7/27/25 at 1:56 pm to BK Lounge
Posted on 7/27/25 at 2:04 pm to carguymatt
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She doesn't have any friends here or "compadres", but wants to see me again
How do you know this if you don’t speak Portuguese?
Posted on 7/27/25 at 2:33 pm to carguymatt
You about to get a mother in law and sister in law for roommates
Posted on 7/27/25 at 2:52 pm to carguymatt
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What would you do OT???
Posted on 7/27/25 at 2:53 pm to carguymatt
Careful brother!
She'll put the hooks in you with that exotic foreign punani, and then you'll find out her kid/brother/husband is a cartel kingpin who demands that you be a mule for them. Just saying...
She'll put the hooks in you with that exotic foreign punani, and then you'll find out her kid/brother/husband is a cartel kingpin who demands that you be a mule for them. Just saying...
Posted on 7/27/25 at 3:27 pm to carguymatt
Are you prepared for the consequences of sleeping with a South or Central American woman because in my experiences it certainly isn’t? Asian women are hotter and much less clingy but you do you
Posted on 7/27/25 at 3:33 pm to Penrod
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married a Latina
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“Wanna see her picture?”
Ask him to see that picture again in about 15 years!
Posted on 7/27/25 at 3:47 pm to carguymatt
Well, of course you ask her out. Take her to dinner and hopefully back to your place. Then you tie her up and keep her captive in your basement. She doesn’t know anybody in the states so nobody will ever come looking for here. You’re golden.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 4:20 pm to carguymatt
I fricked a gorgeous Cuban lady for over a year. Any serious conversations we used the translation app. But we got along fine.
Our most important aspect, sex, is a universally understood language.
Our most important aspect, sex, is a universally understood language.
This post was edited on 7/27/25 at 4:25 pm
Posted on 7/27/25 at 4:32 pm to carguymatt
No, but I have had sex with a deaf woman and a blind woman. Does that count?
Posted on 7/27/25 at 8:27 pm to carguymatt
Alright I'll come clean about it. She told me she's married. But it was nice to meet her and learn about her and how to communicate with someone from another country. At one point when she couldn't understand one of my questions I gave a thumbs up and that means "frick you" in her country.
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