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re: Has anyone here banged a chick that didn't speak English? I got a good one for ya...
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:45 am to carguymatt
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:45 am to carguymatt
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I go to swim and tan
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carguymatt
One or both of these is a big arse lie.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:53 am to olgoi khorkhoi
My first job out of college was a sales manager for an upscale apartment complex
I’d see a rich dude all the time rent a place and he’d have some smokeshow Russian or Asian chick just nodding her head when I’d talk to them.
I’d see a rich dude all the time rent a place and he’d have some smokeshow Russian or Asian chick just nodding her head when I’d talk to them.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:53 am to Robin Masters
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You’re gonna wake up without a kidney.
And yes I have. Asian chick in California about 20 years ago.
Wait, the chinawoman got your kidney?
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:57 am to carguymatt
If you’re looking for 3rd world pussy, Trump has made it easy for you. They’re all looking for a husband.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:01 am to carguymatt
What would we do? Are you serious?
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:07 am to BK Lounge
quote:I understand if you marry the girl then you are expected to essentially pay for everything for all of her family. Do you get that impression?
Many times..
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:10 am to BK Lounge
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My current gf does not speak any English whatsoever.. she is Cambodian but currently lives in a different part of Asia.. there are only two things she knows in English - “OK” (apparently even in the jungles of Borneo they know OK).. and she knows ‘Daddy’ …. She is 28, and i am 46- but she still likes to call me Daddy, so i let her.. it’s real common , at least among Asian chicks .
Dear Penthouse...
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:14 am to carguymatt
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I've been checking out this woman at my gym
creep.
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big boy weight room
douche.
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think she's noticed me off and on
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mostly doesn't look at me
deluded.
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a few apartment pools nearby I go to swim and tan and have for 15 years.
poor and creepy.
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but wants to see me again.
doubtful
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:16 am to RoyalWe
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understand if you marry the girl then you are expected to essentially pay for everything for all of her family. Do you get that impression?
When she shows him her balls, he won't have to worry about that. He'll run the other way.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:26 am to carguymatt
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What would you do OT???
Give her a Brazilian wax.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:15 am to carguymatt
Ill take “things that never happened” for
200 Alex.
200 Alex.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:46 am to carguymatt
Yes. Banged this hottie from Peru who I met at gym. Zero English. I speak some conversational Spanish I just forgot correct conjugation of verbs but they understand. Lasted about two weeks because like most Latinas they get attached and they start asking for money for you to give them to send back home for to their ‘aunt’. She also told me she loved me after the second date

Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:50 am to carguymatt
PIIHB then call ICE after
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:50 am to carguymatt
No but I did have relations with a black woman who kept calling me the N-word…(not the hard R).
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:51 am to ronricks
How did the date go?
No English banging is easy. Date no so much.
Y’all just stare at each other all night?
No English banging is easy. Date no so much.
Y’all just stare at each other all night?
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:53 am to carguymatt
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Has anyone here banged a chick that didn't speak English?
Before or AFTER the banging?
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:54 am to blueboxer1119
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No English banging is easy. Date no so much
Was friends with a gal who banged and dated a guy (plus had 2 kids with him) and he didn’t speak English and she didn’t (at the time) speak Spanish. She is fluent now but that’s just so she can pick up more illegals to bang her.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:00 pm to carguymatt
quote:For what?
but wants to see me again
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:01 pm to carguymatt
quote:she's getting those stalker vibes
I think she's noticed me
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