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re: Has anyone here banged a chick that didn't speak English? I got a good one for ya...

Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:45 am to
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1541 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:45 am to
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I go to swim and tan


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carguymatt


One or both of these is a big arse lie.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33253 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:53 am to
My first job out of college was a sales manager for an upscale apartment complex

I’d see a rich dude all the time rent a place and he’d have some smokeshow Russian or Asian chick just nodding her head when I’d talk to them.

Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6402 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:53 am to
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You’re gonna wake up without a kidney.

And yes I have. Asian chick in California about 20 years ago.

Wait, the chinawoman got your kidney?
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8912 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 9:57 am to
If you’re looking for 3rd world pussy, Trump has made it easy for you. They’re all looking for a husband.
Posted by themetalreb
Mississippi
Member since Sep 2018
6730 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:01 am to
What would we do? Are you serious?
Posted by RoyalWe
Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
4308 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:07 am to
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Many times..
I understand if you marry the girl then you are expected to essentially pay for everything for all of her family. Do you get that impression?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26044 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:10 am to
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My current gf does not speak any English whatsoever.. she is Cambodian but currently lives in a different part of Asia.. there are only two things she knows in English - “OK” (apparently even in the jungles of Borneo they know OK).. and she knows ‘Daddy’ …. She is 28, and i am 46- but she still likes to call me Daddy, so i let her.. it’s real common , at least among Asian chicks .


Dear Penthouse...
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9211 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:14 am to
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I've been checking out this woman at my gym


creep.

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big boy weight room


douche.

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think she's noticed me off and on
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mostly doesn't look at me


deluded.

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a few apartment pools nearby I go to swim and tan and have for 15 years.


poor and creepy.

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but wants to see me again.


doubtful


Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26044 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:16 am to
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understand if you marry the girl then you are expected to essentially pay for everything for all of her family. Do you get that impression?


When she shows him her balls, he won't have to worry about that. He'll run the other way.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13484 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 10:26 am to
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What would you do OT???


Give her a Brazilian wax.
Posted by LSUPilot07
Member since Feb 2022
7995 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:15 am to
Ill take “things that never happened” for
200 Alex.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
11051 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:46 am to
Yes. Banged this hottie from Peru who I met at gym. Zero English. I speak some conversational Spanish I just forgot correct conjugation of verbs but they understand. Lasted about two weeks because like most Latinas they get attached and they start asking for money for you to give them to send back home for to their ‘aunt’. She also told me she loved me after the second date
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
5486 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:50 am to
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OP



Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19099 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:50 am to
PIIHB then call ICE after
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9529 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:50 am to
No but I did have relations with a black woman who kept calling me the N-word…(not the hard R).
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9569 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:51 am to
How did the date go?

No English banging is easy. Date no so much.

Y’all just stare at each other all night?
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15692 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:53 am to
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Has anyone here banged a chick that didn't speak English?

Before or AFTER the banging?
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
9529 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 11:54 am to
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No English banging is easy. Date no so much


Was friends with a gal who banged and dated a guy (plus had 2 kids with him) and he didn’t speak English and she didn’t (at the time) speak Spanish. She is fluent now but that’s just so she can pick up more illegals to bang her.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78127 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:00 pm to
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but wants to see me again
For what?
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6293 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:01 pm to
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I think she's noticed me
she's getting those stalker vibes
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