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Has anyone ever eaten at Chipotle and NOT gotten explosive diarrhea?

Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:55 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
11127 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:55 pm
I swear that place is worse than Taco Bell. It wrecks my stomach every time. They pass themselves off as being upscale compared to other fast food eateries, but honestly their food is not much better when it comes to stomach trouble.

I remembered today why I rarely eat there.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:56 pm to
This week’s cbree bodily function thread brought to you by chipotle
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
5393 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:57 pm to
Wife got sick last time we ate there. We haven’t been back since. Throwing avocado on food don’t make you a healthier option
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64089 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:57 pm to


Never had that problem, but I stick to rice + beans + meat + maters + corn

Now Chick fil a does the explosive to me.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:57 pm to
Back in 09’
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85872 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:57 pm to
I am a devoted Chipotle customer. I got an email from Chipotle last week Congratulating me for being top 1% of their customers. Apparently I ate 22 burritos over the summer.

I’ve never gotten diarrhea from there. Or McDonald’s for that matter.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76760 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:57 pm to
It has never bothered me. Of course, neither does Taco Bell.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
11127 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:58 pm to
How many threads about stomach troubles have I actually started in the past year?
This post was edited on 9/25/26 at 2:59 pm
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14632 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 2:59 pm to
Not diarrhea but violent barfing
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24510 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:02 pm to

I get problems on the top end, not bottom. Bad reflux.
Posted by Night Vision
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Member since Feb 2018
25834 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:03 pm to
Every time I consider eating there I hear on the news about food poisoning or something like that.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64089 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:04 pm to


You on the Purple Pill?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24510 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

You on the Purple Pill?

No, I just don’t eat Chipotle.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57647 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:10 pm to
I've eaten Chipotle many times and have never gotten stomach issues from it.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
53563 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:11 pm to
These threads remind me of the “anyone else getting weird dildo banner ads” type threads
Posted by Horsemeat
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Member since Dec 2014
15749 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:15 pm to
I got the explosive shits last time I was home from the Covington chipotle by i-12. I barely made it to the commode and I felt like I needed to wear a seat belt due to the thrust from my arse pushing me into a levitation mode.

100% going again when I get home in two weeks.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
42151 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:15 pm to
Ate there frequently while on duty before I retired. Never so much as got a hiccup.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
20012 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:18 pm to
I’m always out in the field so I eat there a lot.

Double chicken rice bowl with beans and never had an issue.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7316 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:24 pm to
Skip the lettuce, no diarrhea.

Seriously.
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
10011 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Has anyone ever eaten at Chipotle and NOT gotten explosive diarrhea?


It was always mello mushroom for me, had to stop eating there.
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