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re: Has anyone ever eaten at Chipotle and NOT gotten explosive diarrhea?

Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
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Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:32 pm to

Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Throwing avocado on food don’t make you a healthier option


quote:

PotatoChip


Seems like a little avocado could help you...
Posted by PNW_TigerSaint
Member since Oct 2016
1434 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:36 pm to
Was expecting this to make the first page of the thread
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
43108 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:38 pm to
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It was always mello mushroom for me


9 dragon lunch buffet
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
43108 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:38 pm to
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Was expecting this to make the first page of the thread


I tried. I was too slow with the Billy Mayes gif
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7183 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:42 pm to
me
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
2060 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:46 pm to
Doesn't give me problems.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:46 pm to
shite-pot-lay
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
22940 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 3:54 pm to
Neither Taco Bell nor Chipotle have ever given me stomach issues and I've eaten both way more than I'd like to admit.

You have weak genetics.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
53563 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 4:00 pm to
Most of the people I knew who claimed Taco Bell always gave them the shits never seemed to blame the 14 beers and multiple shots consumed before the Taco Bell run
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
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Posted on 9/25/26 at 4:18 pm to
The only thing I’ve ever gotten from Chipotle is disappointment

Their food is flavorless
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 9/25/26 at 4:24 pm to
Never eaten there
Posted by FutureCorridor49
US 90
Member since May 2023
636 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 4:31 pm to
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Every time I consider eating there I hear on the news about food poisoning or something like that.


Fun fact: the reason Chipotle tastes worse these days is they centralized everything in central kitchens where they sous vide everything to ensure safety and only reheat the meat on the grill.

So they got rid of the E. coli issue but at great cost.

Posted by Bow08tie
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
4609 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 4:42 pm to
Weight loss program
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20649 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 4:54 pm to
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Now Chick fil a does the explosive to me.


Jesus.

When did the average age on the OT become 60?
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48490 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 5:17 pm to
Yes about 200 times
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2904 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 5:48 pm to
I swear God gave some of you literal vaginas where your stomachs should be.
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
53346 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 5:55 pm to
Never had an issue.

Think for some people it's the only fiber they get in their diet. Probably too much for them.
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