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Hallmark Christmas movies under fire for spreading 'Caucasian cheer'

Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:57 am
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:57 am
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“We intentionally branded ourselves as the happy place. Abbott said. “Hallmark’s tagline is ‘the heart of TV.’” And viewership has skyrocketed since President Trump promised to make America great again – making Hallmark one of the most-watched cable television networks in the nation


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"They brim with white heterosexuals who exclusively, emphatically, and endlessly bellow “Merry Christmas” to every lumberjack and labradoodle they pass. They’re centered on beauty-pageant heroines and strong-jawed heroes with white-nationalist haircuts," the Slate writer declared. There were complaints about the lack of gay people and feminists and Muslims in Hallmark Channel's movies. Slate also whined about what it called the network's "42 hours of sugary, sexist, preposterously plotted, plot hole–festooned, belligerently traditional, ecstatically Caucasian cheer."


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"The Christmas-down-your-throat bombast, holly-jolly sexism, the characters’ zaniness and unyielding impulsiveness—it’s all very Trumpian behavior," the Slate writer said.



Posted by LsuTool
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Posted by lathoroughbred
Louisiana/Kentucky
Member since May 2008
8094 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:00 am to
Count me in the "white as frick" crowd.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:07 am to
So racist for not putting muslims in their Christmas movies.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:14 am to
The onion in real life
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:15 am to
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They brim with white heterosexuals who exclusively, emphatically, and endlessly bellow “Merry Christmas


70% of this county.

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There were complaints about the lack of gay people and feminists and Muslims in Hallmark Channel's movies. 


There wasn't nearly enough blood, high action, or full penetration for my taste. And where was the representation for animated films? AND WHY THE frick IS NO ONE ON HALLMARK A GENDER FLUID DRAGONKIN.

And where are all the Chinese people on BET?

And where are all the normal straight Christians on Bravo?

And were is all the English programming on Univision?

And where is all the softcore porn on PBS?
This post was edited on 12/15/17 at 2:28 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:24 am to
Foxonion Newz
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:25 am to
Serious question: why do we (society we) give the mentally insane a platform to spew their insanities and then get pissed when we actually hear it?
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7649 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:30 am to
Just dropping in to say being white is the tits
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:31 am to
Well Muslims don't celebrate Christmas, for starters...
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
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Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:34 am to
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Well Muslims don't celebrate Christmas, for starters...



I'd imagine feminists don't either.

A giant magical man who makes everyone happy unless you're on his naughty list for violating his patriarchal values?

No way they celebrate that.

And why aren't there more Chinese Haunaka programs?
Posted by TC16
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
2531 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:50 am to


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"The Christmas-down-your-throat bombast, holly-jolly sexism, the characters’ zaniness and unyielding impulsiveness—it’s all very Trumpian behavior," the Slate writer said.


I've read this over and over and it gets better each time. What a miserable frick.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!!!

This post was edited on 12/15/17 at 2:54 am
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 3:16 am to
I'm wondering if this is a joke. Author Zachary Jason Twitter Page.

Seems he is anything but serious and one of his tweets has a #MAGA.
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3503 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:05 am to
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A giant magical man who makes everyone happy unless you're on his naughty list for violating his patriarchal values?


who we talking about? Santa Claus or God?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:13 am to
does she know that she can turn the channel???
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8636 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:43 am to
Liberals melt better than anyone else, I tell you what. Still on it, 13 months later.

There are too many inconsistencies in just the quoted parts to even begin.
Posted by JawjaTigah
Bizarro World
Member since Sep 2003
22501 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:45 am to
Humbug!

White male, multiple college degreed professional, heterosexual, father, grandfather here, and I enjoy watching some of these sappy Hallmark Christmas movies along with my wife. Unashamed.

If some people don’t like these movies, there are hundreds of other choices that more than meet their Grinchy standards - watch one of them and leave Hallmark and unashamed non-racial ethnics alone.
This post was edited on 12/15/17 at 6:49 am
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32537 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:47 am to
I ain’t going to lie; I like them movies.
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5914 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:49 am to
I've seen Christians in some Ramadan movies, but they were being beheaded.
Posted by fontell
Montgomery
Member since Sep 2006
4448 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:51 am to
I saw Black Santa in Walmart
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