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re: Had my manhood stolen from me Sat night

Posted on 2/16/26 at 11:14 am to
Posted by SETH6180
Texas by way of lower Atchafalaya
Member since Feb 2020
1527 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Figured I'd goose it a bit off the light and get ahead of the white SUV next to me before the merge.


Didn't need to read any further to know you met a Trackhawk lol. Sounds like you need to chip up that coal roller baw.
This post was edited on 2/16/26 at 11:17 am
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
13571 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Lighthearted well-written post and simpletons are downvoting because it’s too long. Clowns.


Sir, this isn’t a Barnes and Nobels.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
15291 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Lighthearted well-written post and simpletons are downvoting because it’s too long. Clowns.
no downvote

But wondering how impressing the wife fit into this yarn?

(or was she also a myth)
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 11:33 am to


ETA: I still upvoted because it was a legit cool story bro.
This post was edited on 2/16/26 at 11:45 am
Posted by Daygo85
Member since Aug 2008
3100 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 11:41 am to
Now this is how you post on TD!
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
57264 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 1:09 pm to
quote:


I spent my youth street racing hot cars back in the day


you would have known that there's always someone faster than you.
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3842 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 1:16 pm to
If your manhood is stolen because a car beat you off the line at the light, you lost it long before this moment.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
7086 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 2:09 pm to
are you 17?
Posted by FeauxPaw
BRuh
Member since Sep 2015
1201 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

My C7 0-60 ~ 3.2 seconds - 60 - 130, I walk these Tesla's every time.


It’s an automatic, isn’t it?
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
42252 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Jeep Cherokee Trackhaw


They're pretty neat.

I encountered an individual one night who was in a Model S (non plaid). Anytime someone went to pass him he'd floor it, over and over for a few miles. He'd slow down back to 75-80 after making a little gap. I got fed up, moved up the pack, and he let off somewhere around 140-150. I dont know what they're limited to, or what the stock tires are rated for on those cars, but they're definitely fast. I assume he topped and I just cruised right by
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
11251 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40741 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Baby Duramax


You shouldn't challenge anyone, anywhere.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4622 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 3:45 pm to
I aint reading all that
Posted by Dataman88
Member since Apr 2024
101 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 3:51 pm to
Three pages of this slop and not one mention of rule number 1. PICS OF WIFE MF!!

OT is a husk of its former self... smh!
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
86529 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 4:22 pm to
I appreciate this PSA.

You also have to watch out for electric cars. Even though the drivers of those cars are the slowest on the road, the cars themselves are the fastest.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
86529 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 4:24 pm to
Pull the stick out your arse, nerd. If we only discussed proper matters then this board would be dead.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
57146 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:13 pm to
Posted by Blue Jay Friend
United States of America
Member since Feb 2026
647 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:15 pm to
Posted by rooster108bm
Member since Nov 2010
3274 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

707 horsepower
0-60 in 3.5 sec
Top speed 180 mph


He will get me red light to red light but I will smoke his arse on the interstate.

It's almost comical when I throw it from 7th gear running 90 into 4th
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
27185 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 5:50 pm to
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