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Had a dream last night that I was a cop in a wheelchair with a paralyzed left leg
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:09 pm
I was like Joe from Family Guy. I was kicking arse and taking names but never had to pull the trigger. What does it mean?
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Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:13 pm to TDsngumbo
You've been watching a lot of Ironside, the cop in a wheelchair?
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:14 pm to TDsngumbo
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Had a dream last night that I was a cop in a wheelchair with a paralyzed left leg
Martin Crane?
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:14 pm to TDsngumbo
Feels like an Arby’s night
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:19 pm to TDsngumbo
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:21 pm to TDsngumbo
So your right leg worked?
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:33 pm to greenbean
Yea, it was weird. My right leg was fine but my left leg was shite. I started pursuing a suspect and couldn’t wheel my chair fast enough so I got fed up and just jumped out of it and ran, dragging my left leg on the ground, but it was still faster than the wheelchair! I caught up with my suspect and had to go Dereck Chauvin on him with my dead leg in order to arrest him. Got him upon his feet after and suddenly my chair was by my side. Sat backdown in it and there was a contraption on the back where I was able to seat him until I got him to jail. It was the weirdest dream 
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:38 pm to TDsngumbo
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I started pursuing a suspect and couldn’t wheel my chair fast enough so I got fed up and just jumped out of it and ran, dragging my left leg on the ground
I know a cop who was running a suspect down who had a artificial leg. Dude ran into a cemetery and suddenly his leg fell off, and he face-planted. Cop tried everything he could do to not laugh while handcuffing the guy.
This post was edited on 3/16/21 at 3:39 pm
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:40 pm to TDsngumbo
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:41 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:I don't know but last night I dreamed I choked to death trying to eat a giant marshmallow and when I woke up this morning my pillow was gone...
What does it mean?
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:42 pm to TDsngumbo
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I was like Joe from Family Guy
I believe this.
Posted on 3/16/21 at 3:51 pm to TDsngumbo
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!
Posted on 3/16/21 at 4:01 pm to TDsngumbo
I had a dream last night that Pamela Anderson let me grab her tits
Posted on 3/16/21 at 4:01 pm to TDsngumbo
I had a dream last night that my cousin was a checkpoint guard and she was taking my thumb print on a machine in a 1984ish future.
Posted on 3/16/21 at 4:54 pm to TDsngumbo
Did you have butter beans for dinner?
Posted on 3/16/21 at 4:58 pm to TDsngumbo
You may have been sleeping on your left leg wrong.
Posted on 3/16/21 at 5:00 pm to TDsngumbo
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but never had to pull the trigger. What does it mean?
Your dick doesn’t work
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:24 pm to TDsngumbo
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Yea, it was weird. My right leg was fine but my left leg was shite. I started pursuing a suspect and couldn’t wheel my chair fast enough so I got fed up and just jumped out of it and ran, dragging my left leg on the ground, but it was still faster than the wheelchair! I caught up with my suspect and had to go Dereck Chauvin on him with my dead leg in order to arrest him. Got him upon his feet after and suddenly my chair was by my side. Sat backdown in it and there was a contraption on the back where I was able to seat him until I got him to jail. It was the weirdest dream
You should write an animated adult sitcom. Family Guy is one of my favorites.
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:28 pm to TDsngumbo
Had a dream that this dude my wife gets massages from was wearing an ornate Native American headdress. Then all of a sudden I’m in the hospital and my son’s being born and he came out wearing the same ornate Native American headdress.
Dreams are crazy
Dreams are crazy
Posted on 3/16/21 at 7:31 pm to Sun God
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Had a dream that this dude my wife gets massages from
Hang on, are we just gonna let this little tidbit go by without elaboration?
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