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re: Gywneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:46 pm to
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15757 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:46 pm to
Wait a minute...
quote:

It’s a blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that puts us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.


Is this just a more elegant way to say, "a can of anchovies and a bag of doritos"?

I might have to try that line on my wife.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13530 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:47 pm to
Waiter, there’s a hair in my candle.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
22056 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:00 pm to
dont even want

if it was taylor swift tho
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68812 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:01 pm to
Don’t hate the player....
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9265 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:09 pm to
Over/under on how many of these candles Chris Martin purchases?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80546 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:15 pm to
ORDERED!
Posted by Pussykat
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
3889 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

She is a certified loon


And every person who spent $75 on it
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

her vagina


quote:

Goop


Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:24 pm to
HaHahahahaha. The company’s name... “Goop”

Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:30 pm to
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
54146 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:41 pm to
Hollyweird doing hollyweird things
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13122 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:42 pm to
Have an idea for a Swalwell Candle that would be a great gift for a few of my buddies.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:44 pm to
DOes she stick her hand down there and then sniff her fingers or can she just smell it all the way up at her nose?
Posted by White Bear
Deer-Thirty
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:50 pm to
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7487 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

Smells like Harvey Weinstein's jizz.


This made me laugh.....also used this line on my wife when I showed her the candle so thanks.
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
14473 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:51 pm to
So what scent are we talking?

Crawfish boil remnants

or

Fish Filet
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38036 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:51 pm to
Is there a scratch and sniff option?
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77493 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:58 pm to
IWSI



I would sniff it
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop






Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16870 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:03 pm to
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