re: Guys, how long does your SO take to get ready?

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Damn gb, dating homeless women?? That's scraping the bottom of the barrel there.

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15 minutes = pedicure

For a normal outing, 5 minutes. For a night on the town, 2 hours if the kids are here, 1 hour sans kids (I have a LOT of hair!)

Normally an hour minimum. I don't even get in the shower until she is putting clothes on(last thing she does).

I can be completely ready to go in 3 minutes if I hurry, or 15 if I'm just screwing around

For fricking ever

Casual, 15-20 min.

30 min at the most. Yes my wife is awesome haha

She takes at least an hour. I usually wait till she's almost done to get started.

If she takes longer than 30 min. she's getting left behind. Wouldn't date, much less marry a chick who takes an hour to be "presentable."

When I first started to date my now wife (married 9 years) her mother and father offered to take us out to eat in order to get to know me better. My wife told me that her Dad was an ex-Marine and currently works as a nuclear scientist (like a real one). That night was the first time I was to meet him. "Our women" were getting ready and it left us by ourselves for the first time. He said, "Son, are you familiar with the mathematical symbol pi?" I said, "Yes sir.. 3.1416?" His eyebrows raised slightly and he asked, "Very impressive sir, but do you know the correct application in which it's used?" I responded, "Yes sir. I believe it's used to find the circumference of a circle". He smiled and said (and I will NEVER forget this)..that's where college has failed you, son...although pi may be a mathematical symbol used by some to figure out a unit of distance those of us that have been married 25 years know its primary function is to figure out time"...Of course, I was quite confused. He called out down the hall, "Honey, when do you think you girls will be ready? "Probably another 30 minutes" You see 30min X 3.1416 = Actual time we'll be leaving the house