re: Guys, how long does your SO take to get ready?

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When I first started to date my now wife (married 9 years) her mother and father offered to take us out to eat in order to get to know me better. My wife told me that her Dad was an ex-Marine and currently works as a nuclear scientist (like a real one). That night was the first time I was to meet him. "Our women" were getting ready and it left us by ourselves for the first time. He said, "Son, are you familiar with the mathematical symbol pi?" I said, "Yes sir.. 3.1416?" His eyebrows raised slightly and he asked, "Very impressive sir, but do you know the correct application in which it's used?" I responded, "Yes sir. I believe it's used to find the circumference of a circle". He smiled and said (and I will NEVER forget this)..that's where college has failed you, son...although pi may be a mathematical symbol used by some to figure out a unit of distance those of us that have been married 25 years know its primary function is to figure out time"...Of course, I was quite confused. He called out down the hall, "Honey, when do you think you girls will be ready? "Probably another 30 minutes" You see 30min X 3.1416 = Actual time we'll be leaving the house

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No offense but he kinda sounds like a dork......

I mean that was kinda funny but you have to admit it was nerdy. If he said, "Pi is what you are gonna get from my daughter tonight and the rest of your life" he would have been a lot cooler!

That's cause he lives at the gym

just saw this. Training twice a day every day for that weightlifting competition turned me into an animal. And also when your gf breaks up with you, it gives you even more motivation to look better. Beast mode from here on out!